toilet paper

an excellent product for masturbation. i cum into it all the time.

toilet paper absorbs my cum

by Why Bother April 3, 2006

paper asshole

The little white gummed holes also known as "reinforcements", that are used when you rip the holes in a three-ring sized piece of paper.

"Dammit Jim, I ripped the fucking paper again, bring me the box of paper assholes!"

by RonMexico June 25, 2005

Paper Clip

metal used for clippin shit

Hey, Cathy, hand me a paper clip. This shit needs clipping.

by Lexington March 8, 2005

paper planes

A song that is fly like paper and gets high likes planes.

M.I.A.: "I fly like paper, get high like planes."

Basically, paper planes. Enough said.

by BWallenstein October 19, 2008

Paper Billy

Noun: a person who's characterisitcs seem good on paper, but in reality are quite annoying.

ex: a sensitive man- on paper, he seems ideal, however, in reality he's a spoiled brat who lacks bravery.
Josh is a total paper billy!

by Bean January 27, 2004

paperbaggable

adjective describing a person, particularly a female, who has a great body but the face is of questionable beauty. Not just a butterface, but a butterface with a hot body.

Cover the Face, fuck the base.

Dude 1: Hey, check out that fine ass!
fine ass turns around.
Dude 2: Where!? realizes the ugly face dude, shes got a nasty ass face.
Dude 1: ahh, but shes got a nice ass.
Dude 2: Ok, shes paperbaggable.

or,
Fergie.

by Pandapanda June 21, 2007

Paper Terrorism

Some bullsh*t sounding charge that the FBI made up to arrest some members of an anti-government movement.

Prosecutors say the men are all associated with the sovereign movement, which aims to overthrow the government through "paper terrorism" and violence.

by NotFukinYou March 7, 2009