Turtle Pack

When one has very large testicles and or penis, they will have a large bulge in their trousers that can be easily noticed.

That guy walking past the chippy has got a huge turtle pack!!

by BoatMan May 28, 2015

Tokyo-packed

When you've had so much of something or you're so full of something that it would take numerous men wearing white gloves to force more into you

Hey - can I come and join that gang bang you're having?
Nah - she's Tokyo-packed already

by Charliemademe April 18, 2018

Seriously Packing

He is seriously packing: He has a large penis.

Oh my goodness, he is seriously packing!

by SoulfulAngel1 January 3, 2010

pack male

when women or any other female forces their husbands/boyfriends/boy that's a friend to hold all there stuff for any outdoor event

So how was yesterday?
Horrible, my wife forced me to be the pack male for their feminist group outing.

by hewhosubmitswords September 1, 2009

Wil Pack

That good good Wil Pack.

I just clapped Wil now he's up in the air. This Wil Pack is exquisite.

by Pouis November 14, 2021

Cali Pack

Weed that comes in a colorful packet, usually god tier shit that your friend will claim came from California.

Me: DAMN this gas is fire
Friend: Ofc bro it's a cali pack

by rooklz January 8, 2023

faux-pack

A false six pack as seen on Robert Pattinson's stomach in New Moon.

A: I'm so excited about New Moon.
B: Why?
A: Because I'm looking forward to see Edward's six pack.
B: I'm excited too but I prefer Jacob's abs because Edward's is a faux-pack.

by hannelskarhann November 29, 2009