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The definition of a tomato red tailhole, better known by it's acronym wordGOATSE/word
CNN Bulletin: Guy Opens Ass To Show Everyone. Both sides of the Atlantic rush to see susceptible phenomenom
by EcksDee October 23, 2003
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can opener

1. can opener - (v) a device, either electric-powered or operated by hand, used for opening cans, especially cans of food.

2. Can Opener - (v/adj) a derogatory term for an attractive person that makes you want to "pop your top".
Jimmy, stop banging your head on that can of peas. If you want to open it, use a can opener.

Pretty Girl in Heels and a Skirt: "Thanks! Have a nice night!!" -smiles and walks off-
Perverted 40 year old BoyScout Leader: "Your welcome." -smiles then turns to his fellow boyscouts- "WOW. That was a real Can Opener"
by DimSumKitti April 25, 2010
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Open Relationship

A "couple" that can't commit to a relationship. Basically just friends with benefits.
Boy: Hey you have a boyfriend?

Girl: Yeah, but we're in an open relationship. We can see other people.

Boy: So you have sex with other guys?

Girl: I can if I wanted to.

Boy: So you're basically a slut who covers it up by saying you're in an "open relationship."
by This One Right Here May 8, 2011
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Opera

Opera is a web browser that is superior to FireFox and Internet Explorer in many ways. Its a lot more secure and feature-filled than both and unlike FireFox is small and quick, not a horrible resource hog that requires every extention imaginable to be functional and/or useful.

http://www.opera.com
I'm browsing Urban Dictionary using the keyboard and voice recognition found in Opera.
by IPF December 15, 2008
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turkish can opener

when you use your jaw as a penetration device during sex
After giving her some tongue I switched to a turkish can opener.
by blank stare March 3, 2005
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Open Door Policy

An example of corporate double speak.

A "policy" in a corporation that purports to invite open communications with middle management by stating their door is always open as a matter of policy. However, it's just human resources bullshit, as such feedback is almost universally NOT desired by the managers, 90% of whom will see such interruptions as wasting time.

Because it is not really a policy, it's a statement that is designed to lull employees into the womb of contentment while not actually accomplishing anything.

See also closed door policy.
"Man, our benefits package this year really blows! I wish I could tell management."
"Hey, doesn't your department have an Open Door Policy?"
"Are you kidding? They just say that because it sounds friendly. If I bitched to my manager about this, I'd be shown the door."
by Security Wonk August 13, 2008
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Bootstrap Operation

Mechanical Engineering Definition:
<i>Dynamic system operation in which, once a cycle has been started by external power, working fluid maintains a self-sustaining process.</i>

In other words, a system that, at first, requires a source to start, eventually becoming independent of that source.
The combustion engine that makes your car move is a bootstrap operation.
by Hoobleh September 3, 2008
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