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flamingo legs

A flamingo legs is a girl with some long ass legs that stands, walks and sorta looks like a flamingo. Even tho shes a bird, shes the prettiest girl you could meet. Shes funny as fuck, likes food and sleep, and never fails to amuse seals.
"Damn, you got a flamingo legs
by Seal boi May 29, 2017
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phone leg

When your legs falls asleep from sitting on the shitter for too long fucking with your smartphone.
After sitting on the john for twenty minutes liking memes on social media: "Damn I have phone leg, I'm gonna stumble around like an intoxicated giraffe while I'm trying to wipe."
by gnstrlove November 22, 2016
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Cricket legs

Cricket legs means that your legs are recently shaven but slightly hairy and prickly, and when rubbed together feel like crickets or rubbed on somebody else feels very painful
Omg your legs are so prickly theyre scratching me you got cricket legs
by squirrelsrmyfavanimal May 28, 2020
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Bread Legs

Usually the type of legs East Coast girls have. Thick thighs from loving bread too much. East Coast meets garlic knots.
Girl you got some bread legs!! Do you still want to eat garlic knots tonight? Let's get pizza after!
by Breadlegsqueen April 23, 2017
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jerry leg

small white, pathetic male a.k.a. a jerry, whomst middle aged Mexican armadas perceive as bad luck. the bad luck is conceived of moon gravitational force becoming too great and pulling the rear of other men's bottoms towards their genitalia.
Joe is such a jerry leg whenever he performs his normal work duties considering he has freckles, pale skin, and eyebrow settling black hair. it's called two brothers.
by Christmas gloves October 25, 2017
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Slut legs

The ache of your thighs after sex.
I had sex last night and now I have slut legs! They hurt to bad!!!
by DirtyHertie May 3, 2016
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Venetian leg

The phenomenon whereby one sleeps with a leg sticking out from under the covers/duvet, generally when too warm, in order to regulate body temperature.
'I was too hot under the covers last night, but too cold without them, so I stuck out a Venetian leg and slept really well.'
by rny September 1, 2013
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