Mazda 2 Drivers (noun):
The official car of men who peaked in Year 10 and still think redlining in a 1.5L engine means something. Often spotted revving up to merge at 40km/h with the confidence of a twin-turbo V8 but the horsepower of a cordless drill.
Bonus cringe points if it’s brand new — because nothing screams “midlife crisis at 20” like choosing this plastic peanut with wheels on purpose.
Automatic? Of course. Because shifting your own gears would be too much responsibility.
Hatchback? Naturally. More boot space for all that inflated ego.
Typically driven by guys who talk like they own a McLaren but get gapped by tradies in diesel Hilux’s.
The official car of men who peaked in Year 10 and still think redlining in a 1.5L engine means something. Often spotted revving up to merge at 40km/h with the confidence of a twin-turbo V8 but the horsepower of a cordless drill.
Bonus cringe points if it’s brand new — because nothing screams “midlife crisis at 20” like choosing this plastic peanut with wheels on purpose.
Automatic? Of course. Because shifting your own gears would be too much responsibility.
Hatchback? Naturally. More boot space for all that inflated ego.
Typically driven by guys who talk like they own a McLaren but get gapped by tradies in diesel Hilux’s.
Usage: mazda 2 drivers
“Bro pulled up in a brand new Mazda 2 hatchback like he was Paul Walker reincarnated. I almost cried.”
“Bro pulled up in a brand new Mazda 2 hatchback like he was Paul Walker reincarnated. I almost cried.”
by Isaaacsnotreal May 25, 2025
Someone who has years of driving experience and has never had a car accident. Very experienced driver.
Driving a bus or semi truck makes you a double black belt driver because those take skill to drive.
Driving a bus or semi truck makes you a double black belt driver because those take skill to drive.
Did you see how that guy avoided that car accident so quickly?! He’s totally a black belt driver!!
This blizzard is impossible to drive in, only a black belt driver can do it safely!
This blizzard is impossible to drive in, only a black belt driver can do it safely!
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