lightning farm

to stand outside when it’s storming and farm lightning

whoever gets struck wins

“Wanna go outside and lightning farm and see who gets struck first?”

by landry nicole August 13, 2025

simp farming

Extraction of money, items, promotions from any number of simps/white-knights; often a type of scam.
Immoral, pragmatic (psychopathic/manipulative - exploiting your empathy towards them).

Similar to gold digging.

- This poor onlyfans girl truly loves me and needs help, I've given her $1000.
- She's simp farming you, you're a parasocial simp.

by veinsofgold March 23, 2024

The Squirrel Farm

A small firetruck station on the corner of Fern Road and Old Stage in East Brunwick NJ. They also have a volleyball net on the lawn. I don't know why.

Person 1:"Do they really farm squirrels at the squirrel farm?"
Person 2:"I don't know, but there's a firetruck in the driveway."
Person 1: "Why?"
Person 2: "Dunno"
Person 1: "That's retarded."

by ziater September 4, 2008

halo farm chocolate milk

Chocolate milk with the consistency and taste of mud water.

Person 1: Man, Jacob drinks copious amounts of mud water
Person 2: No that's halo farm chocolate milk
Person 1: They mean the same thing
Person 2: You right

by Failedwhisper June 20, 2019

Turtle Farm

To crap in a sink and fill it with water

Someone started a Turtle Farm in the sink at McDonalds

by JoeyAboney March 24, 2021

Lé Farme

Lé Farme is a group of editors on Instagram. The fellow animals in the group are, Rat (kouvr.cherry), Snake (shineqz), Dead cat/Dog (_.f4ngslut/_viintagekitty) And lastly, Frog (ellzhatesyou/icryallot) All of us edits on,Cap-Cut,Video-star,Alight Motion. All of the people in the farm are talented and the best editing group yet!

Oh yeah! Lé Farme, the best editing group!

by peepeepoofartnugget12345 August 28, 2021

farming

when you are just blowing it and missing out

or when you are just cruising

bro you are farming right now

by piececontrollsnot March 21, 2022