Sloppy Table

Have your girl on all fours, like a table, and fuck her doggy style while eating something messy (cheeseburger). Have the condiments and crumbs get all over her back and then cum in it.

And possibly eat it, if you're into that.

I couldn't decide if I was more hungry or horny, so we did the sloppy table.

by RaineBowe March 13, 2024

Table Pounder

A conversation that gets you so worked up it makes you hit the table. Usually to draw attention or show anger.

Man if you tell a sexist jokes around her she becomes a real table pounder.

by She_knows_it November 15, 2016

Table jumper

When someone talks to you from another table.

Gosh... kevin is such a table jumper, I hate it.

by Boompowoofow October 17, 2019

feet under the table

Unwelcome person dining at your table.

Her new nigga is at my old house with his feet under the table.

by D Chris April 22, 2024

Cartography Table

A very sexy object that anyone could bang at any time

Bob” look at that sexy cartography table, i would smash.”

by Big_pp_energy November 23, 2019

Table biter

A person whom when they laugh they look like they are trying to bite the table.

She is such a table biter🙄

by Jonathanmcbonathan June 7, 2020

league tables

Lists of schools or colleges from the best down to the worst

League tables for schools and colleges may actually help unintentionally to perpetuate inequalities, while claiming to promote the raising of standards.

by Jud'Ed March 22, 2018