kashimo scaling

when a character's most significant/only scaling is against characters they lose to rather than characters they win against or are relative to.
Rengoku has kashimo scaling to Akaza.
Shinobu's best feat is she kashimo scales to Douma in speed.
I hate kashimo scaling, authors should just let their characters win their battles!
by theknownallbeall July 29, 2024
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michael scales

person 1: who’s the biggest simp you know

person2: michael scales
by amelia07 April 04, 2021
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Ballosity Scale

Ballosity Scale - (noun) To refer to the unpleasantness of a current task using a 1 to 10 method.
(sentence) That shift at work was about a 7 on the ballosity scale man.
by mrs. moogoo July 06, 2011
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The SWAMP Scale

Similar to the pH scale in chemistry, The SWAMP (Sesh-With-Against-Meet-Parents) Scale is a 1-10 scale used to rate a guy/girl you are dating.

The idea is to compare how much you enjoy seshing (British, partying) with them, against how comfortable you think you would feel introducing them to your parents.

For example, if you were dating a girl who's an absolute riot and a great laugh on a night out, but maybe too extreme of a character to be your parents' cup of tea you'd probably put them at around a 1 or a 2. This is in no way a traditionally 'low' score, it's just heavily weighted to one end of the scale.

Alternatively, if you were dating a guy who is polite, very well mannered, who your parents would definitely love, but doesn't like staying out after 11pm or drinking more than two units in a week, you'd probably rate him closer to an 8 or a 9 on the scale, depending of course on your own preferences.

The idea for most people would be to find a partner who is as close to a balanced 5 as possible.
Yeah so I met this girl off tinder, she's fucking mental hanging out with her, I've never seen a girl do so much tequila in one night, absolute mad one, I'm definitely gonna keep seeing her but god would she ever not be appropriate to come to my cousin's wedding next month, on The SWAMP Scale I'd rate her at around a 2.
by yeahalrightthanks October 20, 2021
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Sphincter scale

The measure unit of a fart based on it's intensity/ sound
Ex 1: I just ripped one of 8.5 on the sphincter scale
Ex 2: that wind was for sure a 9.1 on sphincter scale, had it been passed 10 I would've shart those pants
by simdugz February 06, 2025
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scale of autism

A scale from 1 to 10 that you can place people on based on how much they vape per day.
That guy is like, an 8 on the scale of autism. He just ripped the fattest cloud.
by VapeNationXD December 21, 2016
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Gayter Scale

Similar to the Richter Scale, the Gayter Scale is a measure of the homosexuality of an individual.
Damn Cory, that last sentence put you over a 7 over the Gayter Scale.
by CoryisGay May 17, 2016
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