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eyelash scale

The longer the fake eyelashes, the crazier the person.
The eyelash scale is the best predictor of upcoming drama.
by Professor grandmaster G August 13, 2022
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scaling the cascades

When you attempt to mount and tItty fuck a woman at least a foot taller than you are
Joe: she's a bit tall for my liking

Karl: nothing wrong with scaling the cascades
by supadoop June 7, 2016
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Big’s 55 scale

The Big’s 55 a late is a rating system in which the first digit represents the face and second digit represents the body
On Big’s 55 scale she was a 35. The face was average and the body was exceptional.
by Jim “Bigs” M. January 24, 2024
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Scale Modellector

A collector of miniature model vehicles of any type in any scale ratio as a hobby.
Stamp collection : Philately

Scale Model collection : Modellector
The first scale modellector club in India is in Bangalore.
by Inspector Barood November 17, 2021
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1-10 Female Attractiveness Scale

A scale used for determining how hot a chick is. 1 is ugly as fuck, 10 is "I would destroy that pussy instantly". In some extreme cases, a girl can be below a 1, or above a 10.
Typically, you don't say "On the 1-10 Female Attractiveness Scale, that girl's a...". You just say what her number/rating is, and the scale is implied.

"Hey man, have you seen how hot Sally is?"
"Yeah, she's easily an 8".

OR

"Aw gross, have you seen that bitch's face?!"
"Yeah, she's definitely a 2."
by holaquepasa56 October 2, 2016
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Scale slut

by Suicidalkiddo December 23, 2018
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The Morg Scale

A Spectrum of Perception, Resonance, and Wonder

Overview:

The Morg Scale measures the depth of engagement between perception and appreciation; how something draws the observer beyond passive seeing or hearing into active, layered, multidimensional awareness.

Ranging nominally from 1.00 to 9.13, the Morg Scale quantifies the transition from ordinary notice to full emotional resonance.

Scale Summary

Range Stage Name Definition / Experience

1.00 – 2.00 The Glance Surface awareness; the first look, the initial encounter.

2.01 – 3.03 The Double-Take Recognition that something merits a second look; curiosity awakens.

3.04 – 4.44 Morgander The third look; disbelief, admiration, or wonder draws you deeper.
4.45 – 6.06 Morgany The layered quality that keeps revealing more; the magnetic essence.
6.07 – 8.08 Morganite Crystalline clarity —refracting into multidimensional light; disbelief and admiration

8.09 – 9.13 MorganTone Resonance beyond sight; emotional frequency felt long after the moment passes.
9.14 + (∞) Trans-Morg Pure immersion; when the boundary between observer and observed dissolves.
Interpretation Guide

Below 3.00 — The Unnoticed Realm

Moments exist, but we move too quickly. There’s data, not depth.

3.04 – 4.44 — The Awakening (Morgander)

The point where attention becomes emotion. You see instead of look.

4.45 – 6.06 — The Magnetism (Morgany)

Patterns emerge; curiosity becomes affection. The observer starts orbiting the subject.

6.07 – 8.08 — The Crystalline (Morganite)

Light bends. Every angle reveals new color. Disbelief and admiration coexist.

8.09 – 9.13 — The Resonant (MorganTone)

Perception turns to vibration. You feel the presence of meaning, not just notice it.

9.14 + — The Trans-Morg State

Beyond appreciation — unity. The moment, the meaning, and the observer become indistinguishable.

Applications

Art & Design: Gauge the emotional depth a piece evokes.

Relationships: Describe connection beyond chemistry — resonance.

Storytelling: Track how narrative detail draws readers from glance to immersion.

Life Moments: When something stops you mid-motion, note its Morg rating.

Fun References

“That view hit a 7.9 on the Morg Scale — refracted disbelief into pure awe.”

“Their duet reached a 9.13 — straight MorganTone resonance.”

“Most days are 3’s and 4’s, but every so often you find a Morganite moment.”
by Aoxomoxoa317 December 2, 2025
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