Tom McKeating

A Medieval Fatimal representing a Warthog , found in folklore usually large in size and foul smelling. This beast has wild, flowing gagoulash and likes felching. Some consider him to be a 'Felchenstein'.

Particularly vulgar and considered a bad omen for young females in the surrounding villages, due to its reputation as a creeper and love for prawn pockets.

that guys a right Tom McKeating.

''Are you a creeper?''
''What do you think I am? A Tom McKeating?''

by ghettobooty5000 October 13, 2011

Tom Hagen

Someone who has been kicked out of a group. Someone who has been part of something for a long time and now removed.

"Haven't seen him around" yea he's Tom Hagen!

by Joey Slang March 28, 2015

The Tom Wolf

When a state’s governor fucks every single citizen then gets re-elected.

Wow, that fucker really gave me the Tom wolf last night. Can’t wait for 4 more years of ass fucking!

by The jammin mammy November 7, 2020

Tom Morris

A bad excuse for a human. Also known as the "shittest cunt from Two Rocks to Bunbury". A regular target for ampethamine fuled abuse. If found in the wild, call the RSPCA or consider euthanasia.

There goes that absolute piece; Tom Morris.

by Fidget Spinna April 19, 2018

Tom Delonge

Tom Delonge, amazing singer/guitarist from Blink 182*, Boxcar Racer and Angels And Airwaves. Hottest guy alive. Look at him. LOOK at him. Ahhh. Yes. He's SOO hot.

Tom Delonge>Anyone else

*Yes, I know Mark sang aswell.

Me: Tom Delonge is SO hot and talented. Yes.
Friend: No he's not
Me: Get away from me peasant.

by IsThisNameGone July 29, 2008

Tom Felton

Tom Felton is a very smexy man ( probably one of the sexiest men to live) and he makes girls obsess/fantasise over him and want to fuck him. He also plays Draco Malfoy in Harry Potter which he is especially hot in. He is also a very sweet man and can be very cute and funny.

I wish I could use a time machine and go back in time to when tom Felton was my age so I could legally fuck him.

by Dracolover1 October 31, 2020

Tito Tom

A person of Filipino descent who has adopted the lifestyle of white people and abandoned his/her heritage.

Once I asked for those tiny egg rolls instead of calling it lumpia, the waiter knew I was a tito tom.

by casicua October 10, 2011