boy: my computer illiterate, please give me my chump nuts for the week that I am entitled to.
dad: go back to your cave Jason. And I don't want to talk to you until you improve your vocabulary.
dad: go back to your cave Jason. And I don't want to talk to you until you improve your vocabulary.
by Sexydimma May 19, 2012
A very painful hit to the balls on men that normally takes them to the ground. Even though, it should never be used and is very unhonorable. If you are a guy and do this to another guy you will have broken the worst law of the bro-code and shall be punished to death.
by Kord ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ June 03, 2020
Where one wipes the anus from back to front as apposed to front to back, therefore carrying the faeces from the anus onto the scrotum and testicular area, usually coating them and giving them a brown colour.
Will: Yo Tom, how do you wipe your ass?
Tom: From back to front
Will: Ew fuck, you've got a case of chocolate nuts. He got a pooey balllbag
Tom: From back to front
Will: Ew fuck, you've got a case of chocolate nuts. He got a pooey balllbag
by rezenquah June 27, 2018
by Daddy Nipples March 04, 2018
by Carlito's Buey January 08, 2011
tiny partials of shit that accumulate around ones anal beard is more commonly known as a zonkie nut !
by ken dogging August 15, 2015
When you Nut and it stuns the victim like a flashbang grenade. Or when you nut in their eyes and get outta there fast.
Jimmy: "The other night I pulled a flash nut on this bitch I met in the club."
Tommy: "Oh shit how fast you run doe?"
Tommy: "Oh shit how fast you run doe?"
by Heinrich Memeler August 12, 2017