hand prostitute

A person that does things with their hands to another person for their pleasure, in exchange for money. Often alternatively referred to as a 'massage therapist'.

I'm going to the hand prostitute to get these 'knots' out.

by NomadicBu May 4, 2018

To-talk-to-the-hand

(v) To talk to the hand somebody is to ignore them.

To-talk-to-the-hand is conjugated appropriately below. "Dude, I just talk to the handed that desk!" "Is that even a thing?" "YEA DERS, it is dude...talk to the handed!"

by AND-ders June 6, 2011

no hand abraham

no hand a'brah'ham (n).

1.) A sweet skateboard trick in which the individual, in mid-air, flips the skateboard in a kickflip fashion whilst grabbing his/her lapel with both hands.

2.) A sweet intercourse trick involving a bearded amputee and the 'coalition of the willing' in which the man recites the Gettysburg address whilst drilling it home.

1.) I began my vert run with a moses nosedive, then went straight into a no hand abraham.

2.) I told her I could never tell a lie and that this was the first public office I had ever won, so she let me pull the no hand abraham.

by strathosphere November 22, 2010

The Amputated Hand

The act of "rubbing one out" without the use of hands. This can be done various different ways. The most popular way is grinding against one's own pants.

Ricky was busy playing guitar, so he used The Amputated Hand trick.

by Asher Levi September 16, 2010

hand-aid

Noun: a helpful handjob to put a band-aid on your emotional state.

Hey baby, I could use a hand-aid right now!

by Slippery slapper March 28, 2021

Hand Flapping

Some children with autism “hand flap” as a self-stimulatory behavior. Other self-stimulatory behaviors sometimes seen in children with autism include rocking and spinning. These behaviors help them calm themselves or regulate their emotional states. Children may also do it when excited or upset, and it can be very hard to distract an autistic child away from their self-stimulatory behavior.

My kid was hand flapping so hard last night that I think his elbows broke!

by SamDeHam March 14, 2017

Can Hand

The feeling you get when you are craving an ice-cold beer. Your hand starts to tremble and forms the shape of a claw, suitable for picking up a can. The only way to overcome these trembles is to fill the empty space between your thumb and fingers with a cold one.

Alex: Help! (hand starts shaking)
Justin: Oh god Alex has a severe case of can hand.
Doug: Quick get him a beer.
(Justin places beer in Alex's hand)
Alex: Thanks that was a close one.

by TeamOuEsAy March 16, 2010