no hand abraham

no hand a'brah'ham (n).

1.) A sweet skateboard trick in which the individual, in mid-air, flips the skateboard in a kickflip fashion whilst grabbing his/her lapel with both hands.

2.) A sweet intercourse trick involving a bearded amputee and the 'coalition of the willing' in which the man recites the Gettysburg address whilst drilling it home.

1.) I began my vert run with a moses nosedive, then went straight into a no hand abraham.

2.) I told her I could never tell a lie and that this was the first public office I had ever won, so she let me pull the no hand abraham.

by strathosphere November 22, 2010

Hand Tour

The act of feeling around for something, usually sexual in nature.

She made Nelson happy with a hand tour.

by Willycom May 4, 2009

hand prostitute

A person that does things with their hands to another person for their pleasure, in exchange for money. Often alternatively referred to as a 'massage therapist'.

I'm going to the hand prostitute to get these 'knots' out.

by NomadicBu May 4, 2018

To-talk-to-the-hand

(v) To talk to the hand somebody is to ignore them.

To-talk-to-the-hand is conjugated appropriately below. "Dude, I just talk to the handed that desk!" "Is that even a thing?" "YEA DERS, it is dude...talk to the handed!"

by AND-ders June 6, 2011

bar-hands

hands that have become swollen in the knuckle area due to heavey drinking and smoking, may have acrylic nails, tend to be manly.

"I noticed her bar-hands while she was showing me a diamond ring, must spend a lot time in seedy places."

by DBrowning May 23, 2007

Granny Handing

When your fingering a girl for so long that your fingers get pruned and wrinkled.

“Hey why yo hands look like that”,
“Oh I’ve been granny handing my girl”

by BearWithGun September 9, 2019

Hand Flapping

Some children with autism “hand flap” as a self-stimulatory behavior. Other self-stimulatory behaviors sometimes seen in children with autism include rocking and spinning. These behaviors help them calm themselves or regulate their emotional states. Children may also do it when excited or upset, and it can be very hard to distract an autistic child away from their self-stimulatory behavior.

My kid was hand flapping so hard last night that I think his elbows broke!

by SamDeHam March 14, 2017