Gay

1. happy
2.homosexual
3. desription of something that is so awkward and unnatural to an individual that they feel offended for some reason unknown to them.

1. have a gay old time
2. gay bar
3. I cant believe youre wearing that gay ass shirt to the bar.

by sonofturbo October 7, 2009

gay

1. to be happy, glad, and jovial.

2. to be physically attracted to the same sex.

3. a generic insult used by uncreative individuals.

4. used to describe an unfortunate incident, awkward situation, or something thought of as negative by the user.

1. - (older female) "you look happy Jim "

- (odler male)- Jim "my viagra came in so you and I are going to have a gay old time.

2. - guy1- guys I have something to tell you..... I'm gay!"

guy2- ha, I always knew it.

guy3- your going to hell!

guy1 & 2- .........!?! 0_0

guy3- relax I'm just messing with you.

guy2-yeah, everybody knows and nobody cares.

also see: Tom Cruise

3. on xbox live playing halo 3 "your gay man, using sticker grenades the whole time, suck my dick"

4. guy1- "whats wrong man?"

guy2-"I showed my parents my report card and they took away my T.V. and driving privileges for a week.............. and my dad beat my ass"

guy1-"dude thats gay as hell, sucks to be you"

guy2-"thanks, your a true friend"

guy1-"kiss my ass"

by doucebag69 September 14, 2009

Gay

A person who would choose sausage for breakfast over a taco or tuna sushi

Nick (Homo) likes his daily dose of sausage with his fruit loops for breakfast, because he is GAY

by Phirip July 28, 2008

Gay

Loud real conversations that kill a good time

Lauren is being gay freakin out over some shit that happened awhile ago and Kevin laughing

by Joeslong99 December 5, 2007

Gay

Gay with a numeric value of 1. Less gay then Lopgay and 7 times less gay then Septuplegay.

When something is gay, but not gay enough to be refered to as Lopgay, and no where near being Septuplegay.

by Capt. Ajax June 23, 2008

gay

The act of two men's balls touching

"Was that gay?"
"No, your balls didn't."

by 1749 October 5, 2012

gay

1. Homosexual
2. (antiquated) Happy
3. An insult meaning anything bad.
4. A word used in 99% of negative Urban Dictionary definitions.

1. "Hey, did you know Clay Aiken is gay?"
"Duh, you could see it from a mile away!"
2. I had a gay time at the 1904 World's Fair, riding my penny-farthing, and eating this new frozen treat called an "ice cream cone".
3. Breathing is gay!
4. Tags for "Rollerblade" include words like "fruitboot" and "gay".

by King of Jellybeans March 31, 2009