by Bathtub toaster strudels January 14, 2022
Get the Salt mug.The act of tricking innocent homeless men into ejaculating various bodily fluids into a fake beard worn by the assailants.
the Beard is then dried, removed and dipped into cooking pots at a later date to add a matured salty taste.
Extra points are given if the contributors have different venereal diseases and Connor can milk them to satisfaction without waking them. Although consciousness is optional but not encouraged.
the Beard is then dried, removed and dipped into cooking pots at a later date to add a matured salty taste.
Extra points are given if the contributors have different venereal diseases and Connor can milk them to satisfaction without waking them. Although consciousness is optional but not encouraged.
Did you taste Connor’s goulash last Friday night?? Tasted like he’s been salted his beard again. Anyways. My doctor says this gonorrhea around my mouth should clear up if I keep taking these antibiotics. But these genital warts are here to stay.
by JesusBummedTrump August 8, 2023
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I honestly saw this on tik tok then thought to put it here at 1:00 AM :) Also it's kinda like lol but less funny.
I honestly saw this on tik tok then thought to put it here at 1:00 AM :) Also it's kinda like lol but less funny.
by stinkietoes June 10, 2020
Get the SALTS mug.Whenever coitus is performed at the beach in the breakers, and the balls are slapping off of the receivers ass cheeks while simultaneously waves crash and break hitting the receiver’s face filling their mouth with salt water. At the end, the receiver must keep their mouth closed and the salty load of cum is masked by the relentless salt water slapping.
Mike: Hey Trav - did you take a walk on the beach last night with your girlfriend and propose to her?
Travis (Travvy): No, I didn’t propose. But I whispered sweet nothings in her ear and things got hot and heavy. I bent her over in the sand where the waves were breaking and gave her the ole ‘in and outtie’
Mike: no, my friend - you gave her the ‘Salt Water Travvy’
Travis (Travvy): No, I didn’t propose. But I whispered sweet nothings in her ear and things got hot and heavy. I bent her over in the sand where the waves were breaking and gave her the ole ‘in and outtie’
Mike: no, my friend - you gave her the ‘Salt Water Travvy’
by Chahlee May 10, 2022
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Lacey: look this meme
Jason: SALTS
Lacey: whats that
Jason: when I say lmao I'm not actually dying of laughter
Jason: SALTS
Lacey: whats that
Jason: when I say lmao I'm not actually dying of laughter
by Kecieundercover June 23, 2020
Get the SALTS mug.A variation on the phrase, "It's all good." It is most commonly spoken very fast so the listener can not distinguish "salts good" from "it's all good."
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