Rag Butt

The act of wiping your butt and leaving toilet paper behind due to lack of quality paper

Ohhhh man, i just took a huge dump! but your crappy toilet paper left me with Rag butt.

by C.bock April 14, 2010

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Butt tuft

A tuft of hair situated in the anal area. More common in females, as males will typically exhibit an assfro. See definition: assfro.

Upon removal of the panties, he saw that she had a butt tuft, and would refrain from rear-entry at this time.

by Huntypoo October 30, 2008

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Pita Butt

A flat, narrowly angled rear-end of a woman, usually resembling a semi-circle, or a piece of pita bread. Pita Butts usually occur in older women who primarily wear mom jeans

A: "Dude I'm so into cougars right now"

B: "Yeah but I hate when everything is all saggy"

A: "Saggy boobs don't bother me. I just can't stand when they have Pita Butt"

B: "Yeah. Pita Butt reminds me too much of my mom."

by jcafe13 October 18, 2008

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butt vomitorium

a room containing a toilet; a bathroom

After eating a bunch of fried chicken to cure a hangover, I committed what felt like a crime against humanity in the butt vomitorium.

by billy br July 8, 2011

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butt post

The posting of gibberish to Facebook or in an e-mail because your phone is in your pocket and you somehow clicked POST or SEND.

A typical butt post looks like this: "NNNBJJJGHHHTUUYJJHMMBJJGUUTKMMBMMBLLKMNNVHHFGJJGNMB"

Karen checked in at an airport then butt posted fifteen lines of random characters to her status update.

by TheRealAndOnlyChiffonade January 16, 2011

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