A super type of Karen. The type of Karen figure who will not only harass and abuse retail staff for doing their job but will use any attention she gets to push her MLM scheme essential oils. Strictly homeschools her 4-8 kids despite having no higher qualifications of her own, thinks vaccines are the devil but uses a vape and eats junk food regularly. A Crunchy Karen is defined as a type of super Karen.
"Did you see Amy the other week?"
"Yeah, she was pushing her essential oils again."
"What a Crunchy Karen."
"What is a crunchy Karen?"
"A type of super Karen who is the Karen of all Karen's."
"Yeah, she was pushing her essential oils again."
"What a Crunchy Karen."
"What is a crunchy Karen?"
"A type of super Karen who is the Karen of all Karen's."
by Chloerose98 March 4, 2021
Get the crunchy karen mug.Creative girl with legs in her nose. Gives granny vibes but is good enough. You always finds her with her dog, crochet things and a good series. Her music taste is a little strange, but her amazing personality and funny expressions overcomes it.
by skumfidus03 January 22, 2022
Get the Sarah-Karen mug.Crazy, weird, annoying, sweet, nice, a twisted sence of humer, ect. ect. She likes to be mean but she also likes to be nice the same time, She would do you any favors for a little price and would occasionally keep a secret... It depends on what type of secret and from who aswell, She is known for her creepy activities from school and work yet is still fun to be around its better to just view her as a distant friend for your own safety and sanity. She could also be a fun person to go on roller coaster with and watch any type of movies too. She has many male characteristics but would love to go to the mall with you to go SHOPPING! But then again its not safe to get to know her to well, Bad things tend to happen to you and her.
by Mew_Mew July 24, 2014
Get the karen reyna mug.The soccer moms are breeding ground for the particularly aggressive Helicopter-Karens part helicopter Mom, part Karen, their fear of being around other responsible Mom's and outing their shitty Mothering combined with their outspoken hatred of all things that impose on the fostering of their narcissism makes for an overly aggressive cuntiness that can rarely be restrained without red wine and bon bons
That Helicopter Karen just followed the soccer ref home shouting obscenities while calling the police because the ref reminded her 6yr old son to tie his shoes.
by Gymsmyth September 18, 2020
Get the Helicopter Karen mug.A beautiful creature with unknown origins. She is said to have fought in both world wars. Although her age is unknown, she is estimated to be about 8,000 years old.
by Thiccc.memezz December 3, 2018
Get the Karen Capone mug.When Karen asks to speak to the manager and the manager is also Karen. Upon confrontation an epic bitch fight ensues. Typically results in hair pulling, harsh but very large fancy words, loss of clothing and collateral damage. These encounters typically occur in upscale restaurants and retail outlets. There have been unconfirmed reports of Karen contests occurring at childrens soccer games. It is strongly recommended to avoid becoming involved and to the leave the immediate area if possible.
Mike: Oh shit! Dude Karen just asked for the manager!
Jake: Its about to be World War III up in this bitch 'cuz the manager be a Karen too!
Mike: We better get the fuck outta here before the Karen Contest kicks off!
Jake: Its about to be World War III up in this bitch 'cuz the manager be a Karen too!
Mike: We better get the fuck outta here before the Karen Contest kicks off!
by NikkiSix June 6, 2020
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