Grease Monkey

Grease monkey” is a flirtatious, confident, and sometimes cheeky term for wet kitty (i.e. female genitalia, especially when aroused). It’s often used with a little attitude and swagger—implying ownership, desirability, or exclusivity. It can also represent something deeply personal or untouchable, like a prized possession.

"This grease monkey got him acting like he in love."
"Nah, he fumbled. This grease monkey on lockdown now."

by Taylor & Kaylyn July 2, 2025

Dungeon Grease

Crusty, musty, sludge from your pleasure hole.

It's to dry. Let me work up some Dungeon Grease.

by Swamp donkey January 13, 2022

Grease Shingle

The shit smear left on the back of the toilet seat. Commonly caused by explosive diarrhea or incorrectly positioning your asshole.

"At last year's company holiday party I got so drunk I accidentally left a grease shingle."

"I took this girl home from the bar last night, when I woke up she was gone...but the skank left me a grease shingle as a parting gift." #greaseshingle

"Donald Trump's hair looks like a grease shingle."

"Yo bro, quit being such a grease shingle."

by M&TfromtheDeli June 28, 2016

day grease

the sweaty build up between your ball sack and taint after a heavy day of physical labour.

"I have to have a shower to wash away this day grease."

by Splateen74 October 15, 2019

grease

Grease is commonly used by a group of yns , or a yn the meaning is also commonly used in broward county fl. grease MEANS f**k but you cannot say "Grease you" when you ae cursing someone out you can say "Lemme greasee" or "greasee n goo homeee"

b: " Lemme Greaseeee "
g: " wha..? "
b: " Lemme Crackkk "

by snailyw September 5, 2025

Preacha Grease

Hair pomade or anything for the hair used by male preachers that gives them a 'greased down' over-shined hair look. This look basically works against rather than for the over-all minister's appearance.

Most of the Tele Evangelists (Male) who have their hair slicked back uses Preacha Grease, and 'Ghetto' Preachers in the urban neighborhood. "Rev. Toejam's hair is full of Preacha Grease, look how slick and shiny it is..."

by Methodistpreacher January 13, 2008

Kid Grease

The grease that collects on a child's hands or face.

The doorknob was covered in Kid Grease.

by CRUSTYMUSTYDUSTY March 25, 2023