Business Class Ticket

A clever flex move used by twitter influencers to showcase their extravagant lifestyle. It involves subtly flaunting one's luxury possessions or experiences while pretending to focus on something else entirely.

Business class ticket:

His latest tweet seemed all about the swanky new computer monitor in his home office, but sharp-eyed followers quickly spotted the Emirates Business Class boarding pass casually resting on his desk.

by Someone from malayalam tl September 19, 2023

middle class injury

A joke term originated from Buzzfeed. It is used for referring unreal injuries while doing everyday things with middle-class (or not so) stuff.

I've got the most middle class injury ever. I sprained my hand while rinsing kale.

by SahilGagrai March 25, 2017

class action lawsuit

A way of suing a corporation for big money and something increasingly corporations wish to deprive you of via their Terms of Service

Alt Definition: Legalese for a bunch of sons of a single bitch to come together and all fuck their bitch-ass mother at once

TikTok was able to settle the class action lawsuit before they would have to pay EVEN MORE money to everybody

by InvaderInvader December 9, 2021

and then the whole class clapped

A phrase used to express disbelief in a story, typically about the storyteller standing up to injustices faced by the subject of the story.

Peroson: "There was one time where my gay friend was being harassed for being gay and I punched the douche bag in the face.

Other Person: And then the whole class clapped.

by Mynameistomsweeneyandihatetheg January 28, 2018

riding first class

Consuming an alcoholic beverage while a passenger in a motor vehicle.

I called shotgun, and I brought a sixer so I'll be riding first class.

by Hors D'oeuvre May 9, 2012

Dick-punching class

Slang for self-defense class

Person 1: "Hey Becky, can you go to the movies on Saturday?"

Person 2: "I can't, sorry. I have some shopping to do then I have dick-punching class."

by DickPuncher'96 September 19, 2011

Italian Swim Class

The act of taking someone to a body of water, with the sole intent of drowning them.

Once he found out she had cheated, her Italian swim class was inevitable.

by Fritz March 24, 2022