Rub it on like a jar of mayonnaise

lather each other (you and your partner) up in mayonnaise and spank each other while engaging in amazing sex

Person 1: Hey, I wanna try something new today..
Person 2: What did you have in mind??
Person 1: I wanted to try Rub it on like a jar of mayonnaise today..
Person 2: I'll get the mayonnaise!

by MAYONNAISE RUBBER 69 June 11, 2018

Rub around

A women's circle jerk; when a group of women gather in a circle and rub each other's clitorises to sexually pleasure one another, preferably to completion.

She couldn't stop squirting at the rub around!

by Phteven with a ph March 22, 2025

Tickle Rub

Vallejo slang for a fat sob to get his dick rub then get a steeler tournament in you beneath sand nigger

Tickle rub....what’s up nigga

by Tasthlai August 6, 2021

Memphis Dry Rub

When you’re forced to jerk off without the aid of lubrication due to the lack of amenities in a cheap hotel while traveling.

After staring at the hot stewardess for three hours on my flight today I had to rub one out with no delay. My cheap hotel had no lubrication so I had to perform a Memphis Dry Rub just to release the poison. Fortunately there was a 7-11 nearby, so round two was much more pleasant.

by Arc A. Noodle September 7, 2021

rub some butter on it

basically telling someone to go die

Why dont you rub some butter on it?

by unicornspawn23 July 31, 2019

rub along

cope or manage without undue difficulty.

"they rub along because their overheads are so low"

by Arminkshipper April 15, 2025

Round Rubbing

Depending upon context, it is either (1) The lesbian equivalent of circlejerk, or (2) the lesbian equivalent of circle jerkle

The all girls camp was a mess! The counselors walked in on a round rubbing!

by Dr. Sigmond Freud April 20, 2020