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Holy Muff

The catchphrase of the soon to be famous superhero "Space-choaps".
Holy Muff! That chinese guy is choking!...nice.
by Strachychoaps March 3, 2010
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mid muff

Having a muffin top when wearing high rise pants
I love it when I have mid muff....said no one ever!!!!
by Deathto2face January 13, 2015
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moist muffcake

When a woman's vagina contains so much semen that it appears to be a a double layered cake.
Man 1- " Did you see that nude girl that just ran by"
Man 2- " I sure did, man did she have a Moist Muffcake
by The God Rod February 24, 2015
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Lesbian Muff Mushing

Lesbian muff mushing or just muff mushing is a lesbian act when two women collide both their pussies together like a smart car hitting a semi on the highway. After they break their pubis they continue to mash their deformed mouths together until... they get bored? i don't really know how lesbian sex works, i just know the move.
Bekie: Hey babe it's our anniversary, what are you going to get me?
Brittany: I thought we would indulge in some lesbian muff mushing.
Bekie: Awesome, i'll call the ambulance to stand by.
by peeniewantsithuge December 12, 2015
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Mamma Muffer

To lick your mom's cunt.
Jy is n Mamma Muffer!
by Yuppie30.com July 2, 2016
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Body Muff

Aggressive thick body hair that extends further than an inch off of the epidermis.
Chaz: "Hey Ben.

Ben: Yeah Chaz?

Chaz: "Did u see Alfonzo's body muff in the locker room yesterday?"
by Trevorisclever June 29, 2016
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Seedy muff

A vagina which has been freshly ejaculated upon. Read: A pussy covered in jizz.
Girl 1: So how was the sex?
Girl 2: Not great, he gave me a seedy muff without permission.
by BrideOfSithis January 17, 2017
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