Captain Morgan

When you have a wank and you decide to have one leg on the toilet seat to make the experience much better

Yesterday I decided to have myself a Captain Morgan. I wanted to feel like Jack Sparrow.

by TheQwertyNinja October 9, 2019

morgan

someone who insults people named CARRINGTON

"Shut up! You talk too much" said Morgan.

by chocalet October 11, 2019

Morgan mann

Commonly known as That’s fucker

Smoked all the weed in Cuba

That’s dudes a morgan mann

by Bahahahdabitch6969 October 15, 2019

Morgan

A girl whom guys with black hair and are on the Keto diet will fall for. She will then cheat on him while she is at the beach.

“Woah TJ why did your girlfriend break up with you and then hook up with some guy at the beach?”

“Her name is Morgan. What do you expect?”

by Morgan Expert August 2, 2019

morgan

a bigger crackhead than abbi

Morgan’s thinks she is not a crackhead.

by notcrackhead16 August 11, 2019

Morgan

A person who makes memes with both direction AND magnitude

“I just got out of math class, the teacher was so Morgan he had Vector memes all over the presentation”

by Vecktor August 12, 2019

Morgan

that one rich and snobby visco girl everyone hates. laughs like a donkey and only wears big t-shirts and provacative clothing

person 1 : hey look its that girl morgan
person2: ewwww

by heyo tomato August 21, 2019