Mong

People who are British or have the name

Hugh and Gus you are such mongs

by Wonder Hugh (get the pun?) March 4, 2019

Mong

Slang for mentally ill person, often referring to people with Down syndrome and commonly used amongst British people

Bob: where’s Steve?
Stan: just at his house being a mong

by EnglishMamba February 6, 2019

Mong

Blane McGarry

‘Sorry about blane, he’s just a mong’

by Cumlord420 February 8, 2019

Mong

Blane McGarry

Fuck sake blane you cunt, you’re such a mong

by Cumlord420 February 8, 2019

Mong

Pretty much a retard

The British Prime Minister Is A Mong

by Henry Glasglob May 26, 2019

Ming head

Def. 1 ; A 'Ming head' is a lower class form of a Subasaurouspleb.

Def. 2 ; A 'Ming head' I pretty much a silly fuckhead that's has similar behaviours to a single digit IQ Asian tourist

"Oi ya fucken ming headed ball gargling scrag... Chuck us the Vegemite aye"

by Xađđÿłøngłęgż May 26, 2019

Mong

A Mong is used for all pronouns when you refer to them as dumb/oblivious and often do not get obvious hints.

This Mong won’t leave me alone. I’ve cancelled on him 5 times why won’t he get the hint?

Or

I have left this girl on read 5 times in a row, she’ is such a Mong .

by Bringbackaussislang May 30, 2019