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Miles

Miles is the biggest whore of them all. He likes to hurt beautfiul girls just for fun and is a raging alcoholic. Stay away from miles because he’s actually ugly. He isn’t worth the time. You can do so much better. He also has a goose nose. He also has herpes, which fun fact you can’t get rid of. Fuck off miles.
by bitch1029384756 August 23, 2022
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Alabama Mile Marker

When a guy pulls out, nuts on a girls back, and sticks a receipt on it.
Yeah dude, last night I gave this chick an Alabama Mile Marker.
by UncStatus February 7, 2025
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Miles Morales

Spiderman of Earth-1610.
EX: “Miles Morales is my man💕”

“..Girl. He’s fictional..”
by Jadedgold August 27, 2023
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The 2 Mile Wedgie Pull

The 2 mile wedgie pull is when ya girls shorts are so far up her ass you gotta walk a mile there and a mile back to get the wedgie out. Pretty kinky.
Bruh, my hoe asked me to perform the 2 mile wedgie pull last night and I got some great cardio in.
by Tiddymonster December 23, 2017
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Miles Morales

When you throw poop at someone with your bare hands. Like a brown Spiderman. See. "Spiderman"
I went to check on the patient and I got a Miles Morales to the face.
by ThiccDiccCatgirl July 26, 2022
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miles

a super hot attractive brown hair, dark brown eyes kinda guy. he will crush you heart when you first meet him, and then you fall in love. he will confess his love for you and then you will confess too. he will then talk to your for a month straight and continue to act like he’ll ask you out, but then never do it. and then say he ‘lost feelings’. if you have a miles in your life then just continue to be good friends and keep your feelings to yourself.
have you seen miles today he is looking cute.

oh wow, miles just lost feelings for me.

person one- miles is looking at your butt.

person two- oh lawd.

person one- didn’t he just say he lost feelings for you?
person two- yes.
by anonymous April 30, 2022
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Miles

Miles is normally referred to a person who's dick is in millimeters
That guy is a miles, you cannot detect his boner
by Spec Belmont February 26, 2022
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