Miles Concert

a very embarrassing and pathetic attempt at getting a girl. A completely humbling experience. Instant rejection.

Person 1: "Hey, did you see how he asked her out?"
Person 2: "Yeah, it was a total Miles Concert"

by Snow snowy snow November 23, 2022

The 2 Mile Wedgie Pull

The 2 mile wedgie pull is when ya girls shorts are so far up her ass you gotta walk a mile there and a mile back to get the wedgie out. Pretty kinky.

Bruh, my hoe asked me to perform the 2 mile wedgie pull last night and I got some great cardio in.

by Tiddymonster December 23, 2017

Miles Morales

When you throw poop at someone with your bare hands. Like a brown Spiderman. See. "Spiderman"

I went to check on the patient and I got a Miles Morales to the face.

by ThiccDiccCatgirl July 26, 2022

Miles Edgeworth

A raging homosexual who is definitely married to Phoenix Wright- oh and he's also a prosecutor ig

Phoenix: Miles Edgeworth is my husband!

by (Travis)ty March 27, 2024

condom mile

The desperate half-mile sprint a man makes to a local convenience store when he desperately wants sex, has a partner, but isn't willing to risk spawning a crotch goblin. Upon arriving back with condoms, the Condom Mile is complete

Sarah: "Y'know, I was really disappointed I couldn't sleep with Richie at that party last night..."
Jessica: "You should've just had him make the Condom Mile."

by Turtle-Cakes April 5, 2024

Miles

Dated a Miles…
Do not trust them! He broke my heart. It would have been worse if he actually paid any attention to me.😔💔

Miles never talks to me!

by That one guy I dated… June 21, 2025

Miles

Miles is the biggest whore of them all. He likes to hurt beautfiul girls just for fun and is a raging alcoholic. Stay away from miles because he’s actually ugly. He isn’t worth the time. You can do so much better. He also has a goose nose. He also has herpes, which fun fact you can’t get rid of. Fuck off miles.

I hate miles he’s terrible

by bitch1029384756 August 23, 2022