Mike Strike

When a solution is addressed in the most complicated fashion imaginable, and with the best of intentions, with the ultimate worst case outcome resulting.

I went to the library to print out the mapquest directions to my interview. My friend picked me up, and knew roughly where the location was. About halfway there we turned to the directions to find the exact location. After following themwe we’re back at my starting point. I had read to them the return directions. It was a Mike strike for sure.

by Vagablonde May 4, 2019

the real mike

Conner Lopez

That kid Conner Lopez is the real mike.

by thepapacurry March 31, 2022

mike rivera

a man that jerks off at least thirteen times a day.

you're such a Mike rivera

by dicknibbler January 27, 2016

Mike Pence

a guy who you dont usually hear about because he is overshadowed by his asshole buddy donny. although you dont see him much, you always get some sort of cunty vibe from him

"yo did yea hear? Mike Pence is a closeted homosexual!"
" who is Mike Pence?"

by kornguy109 November 3, 2020

MIO Mike

The youngin with all the game in history

Aye! My nigga! I found out who stoler ya girl!, Who? MIO Mike.

by Li Joka23😈 November 27, 2019

The Mike Effect

The commonly observed phenomenon originating from one nigga from UB named Mike. Effects include involuntary acts of forgetting, fucking up, or otherwise bullshittin with episodes most commonly occurring moments prior to departure.

“Ight we said 11:30 we out and It’s damn near 12 errybody grab your shit we’re gone.”

“Fuck… ayo who seen my keys anywhere. Ion see my wallet neither but that shit prolly in the whip”

“The Mike Effect beating ya ass rn huh”

by kujo! December 5, 2022

mike moiczek

a short white guy with a small dick but attitude makes up for it. Rude.. Disrespects women. Like girls under 18 and over 70. Thinks he hot shit that rides a motorcycle

the pizza maker is a real asshole his name must be mike moiczek

by mech1981 June 25, 2017