Meteorphoria

A euphoria for meteor showers

The forecast is clear tonight so my meteorphoria is high, in anticipation of the Orionid meteor shower later.

by SmartTinker November 5, 2022

metro spider

(a)A Metro Spider is an individual who roams within a city and is known as a “menace” or a “top dog” and wherever they go all they want to cause is mania. Similar words: menace, instigator)

“Yo you know that guy Jamal? “

“Oh yea he’s a metro spider of a guy eh?”

by Richardmille December 1, 2022

meterdick

A dick that is 1 meter long

Girl 1: John Doe has a meterdick
Girl 2: His dick must get over 125 centimetres when he has an erection!
Girl 1: BRO WTF

by BabbleBoy February 4, 2023

metro hard as fuck

A random sentence that a douchebag says.

“The lady at shipleys bought our donuts”
“Metro hard as fuck”

by Penislover5577 December 21, 2022

meteorclient

A Minecraft utility fabric mod designed for the use on 1.16+ anarchy servers

The newfag didn't have Meteorclient so he died of fall damage

by ceresthedwarfplanet March 28, 2023

Metrobater

Metrobater (Noun): An individual who masturbates while on a Metro train or bus, typically one of the many homeless drug addict males in the system high on meth, fetty or heroin. See also the verb Metrobating

When the mother and her small children boarded they train they instantly noticed the metrobater in the corner seat about to finish.

by beerdrinker247 April 8, 2023

Meteo dongcast

When a meteorologist realizes that the only way he can please his wife is by delivering her favorite forecast (and obvious forecast of her panties). Warm, but dry, with zero chance of moisture.

Mike pulled off his pink vineyard vines shorts and tried to curb his wife’s disgust with the meteo dongcast. He yells Warm and dry with no chance of moisture, she smiles, he spunks on the floor, and they go back to surfing Reddit.

by Auberzzz April 14, 2023