Martin

From behind, his back is so big, he looks like a square. He seems like your basic weird bleached hair freak. He tries to be cool and does renegade but looks like a freak, because of his strange shape. He's mean, too. All he says is 'Shut up' and other stuff. He's mean to EVERYONE. NO ONE LIKES SQUARE-MEN

Ew is that Martin?
No, it's a square..
No, that's Martin.
Oh..

by Mr. Fishie April 22, 2020

Martin

Martin is frickin good at chemistry.

Martin is very handsome too

by Buttonofbztters November 13, 2020

Martin

He is a frickin god at chemistry

Martin is handsome too

by Buttonofbztters November 13, 2020

Martin

A German man, typically a boomer who can either be found in the bar chugging on a pint of Pilsner. He either comes from Thuringia or Bavaria. He listens exclusively to schlager or AC/DC; the only non German band according to them. His Humor boils down to either making sexist and objectifing comments towards young women or painfully butchering typical English phrases.

My Dad has gone to the bar again and will likely not return until tomorrow afternoon, he’s such a Martin

by NotoriousVodkaDrinker69 February 14, 2020

Ruby martin

Tall loving kind lady/girl who never says no to somethink good has green or Brown eyes has a lot of friends cousin name jack or shrek

Ruby martin i love you

by Hdhxb April 29, 2020

Conner Martin

A childish boy who drinks bud every night and thinks he can always win at monopoly.

He has a small willy and never gets a shag.

Omg he’s just like Conner Martin

by Anonbeef1298 May 10, 2020

Martin

MARTIN definitely has a huge taint. His No Man's Land has been traveled far and wide. If you know a Martin, respect his taint. Like to beat on things.

Have you seen the way that dude beats his taint? What a Martin.

by Issueality May 13, 2020