Luke Moity

a loudass french kid who talks about fifa and works in a cheese boutique. he thinks soccer is a real sport and his step-dad has a fake tesla. he thinks he's elite because he smokes weed but he's just a crackhead. he is most likely going to overdose on meth. he is gluten-free.

damn you're being such a luke moity right now

by hi,french,swansea June 4, 2019

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Luke and lorelai

The cutest couple from the show gilmore girls. We love them. But I wish they had a kid... ANYWAY THEY ARE AMAZING

omg, look at that Luke And Lorelai couple! They’re so cute

Look at them! They look like a Luke and lorelai

by gilmorefreak November 30, 2020

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Luke Lombuddy

Very large spaghetti man. Likes to blast memes in discord call and playstation chats. Very annoying online, good friend in real life.

Person 1: Bro where is the coords to the Minecraft house?
Person 2 (Luke Lombuddy): Sussy ball amongus I shit bricks suck my balls farty wee wee!?
Person 1: Bro wtf? Just tell me coords.
Person 2: Get off the computer call and kiss me on my hot lips
Person 1: *Disconnects*

by BJ-The-DJ May 16, 2023

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Luke's Father

Something Luke will never see.

Person 1: Have you seen Luke's Father?
Person 2: I think he is in Louisiana right now, and not with Luke.

by Peptooverdose May 9, 2022

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Do a Luke

When a man masturbates and cries at the same time, based on the first man to do so: Luke V in 1973.

Friend 1: "God damn, after breaking up with Tony's sister, I had to do a Luke in my room!"

Friend 2: "I'm real sorry about that man, no one should ever have to face doing a Luke!"

by ZombyKillr May 13, 2019

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