Luke's Father

Something Luke will never see.

Person 1: Have you seen Luke's Father?
Person 2: I think he is in Louisiana right now, and not with Luke.

by Peptooverdose May 9, 2022

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Do a Luke

When a man masturbates and cries at the same time, based on the first man to do so: Luke V in 1973.

Friend 1: "God damn, after breaking up with Tony's sister, I had to do a Luke in my room!"

Friend 2: "I'm real sorry about that man, no one should ever have to face doing a Luke!"

by ZombyKillr May 13, 2019

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He's literally the most precious man in the world. His smile can make you feel better. His voice is the sound that you really want to hear everyday. He can make you laugh that you always want to be with him. He looks ethereal. He's the best and will always be the best man in the world.

" Do you know Axl Luke?"
"Yes I do know him! He's literally the prettiest man I've ever seen!"

by joannamsc March 8, 2022

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Luke Pitchen

A young man mostly tormented by his over sized forehead who experiences a painful case of le símp.
If you come across this young man please be aware he may be walking obscurely because of his recent penetration from the behind.

“Hey there isn’t that Luke Pitchen who is always simping”
“Yeah mate I heard he took it up the arse for her”

by icantbelieveyouvedonethis.... February 17, 2021

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