King of pop

Michael Jackson is the king of pop. He has over 4,8 billion fans and he is know worldwide

Do you know who Michael Jackson is? He is the king of pop

by michaeljacksonswife February 24, 2022

Rodney King light

A long, heavy flashlight still used by some cops. Due to its weight it is very effective for causing great bodily harm.

One redneck says to another, "Look Rufus, I got me a Rodney King light. Nobody better mess with me."

by Dawer November 12, 2006

christmas king

Someone who always gets what they want on Christmas. No matter how outrageous their wish list is, every year, the will recieve every single item. Christmas Kings will brag to you about thier Christmas list weeks, even months in advance. Upon receiving every gift they could ever possibly want, they will again brag about their great Christmas

Don: Hey, did you hear what Jordan got for Christmas this year?
John: No, what did he get?
Don: A hovercraft, he got a fricken hovercraft.
John: Wow, what a christmas king.

by Ditter December 7, 2006

felluga king kima

a sex toy in which 3 dildos or vibrators on one path in to the va jay jay

Girl:"the felluga king kima was so big i felt like i was gonna cry"
Guy:"Yea. well i did"

by Heimlich February 27, 2008

Derf King

Joseph Nixon (college laxer) known as the derf king, due to his addiction to zipper sparking.

Guy 1: Dude did you see the derf king hit top cheese that btb?
Guy 2: yeah, he's definitely getting some levi lovin' tonight!

by Abebe Kebede October 15, 2012

Bagel King

A seagull found on the southern coast of Maine that is known to take bagels from dumpsters and the like.

Yo did you see that the bagel king got another bagel!

by pizzadue December 10, 2012

handy king

A person who always tries to get laid but always ends up just getting a hand job from the girl.

Thomas, you are the handy king.

by mrcool35 September 24, 2013