Stop simping for people named Jessica, half of the shit you guys say isn't even true. -Somebody who used to be named Jessica
by thatweebchild March 26, 2021
Get the Jessicamug. by player200212345 April 16, 2019
Get the Jessica Ringermug. A Short Scottish girl with anger issues n terrible music taste, who is a simp for lads beginning with the name C who coincidentally have big weiners
by Jessica mckeemans husband September 14, 2020
Get the Jessica mckeemanmug. A couple that genuinely cares about each other and the people around them. They are a force to be reckoned with. They have hot sex, and Dudley is always in control, but that’s the way Jessica likes it. Jessica takes damn good care of Dudley. She’s a good girl who respects Dudley very much, and he makes her happier than he can fathom.
by Shesarealone April 24, 2024
Get the Dudley & Jessicamug. Me. The most beautiful woman to ever live. Having all human features realistically and therefore comprehensively possible in perfect balanced. After going 25 years not knowing what made me so differnt, was that. Go big noses. I'm proudly the blackest and whitest person to ever live. As a demonstration in admitting this, we are all equal parts both. Goo dead monkeys and ligers. I'm also very confused as to why my extraordinary excellence went and continues to be so obscure and go unnoticed. As I say I mean type this, I feel like I'm saying something argumentitive. Something that everyone doent know or feel, and actually think this of themselves. I feel the stero typical definition of Noticed is not fulfilled on my life. Instead I'm a yale born panhandler, who just wants her own her owm home and garden, to be able to afford to fight the effects of aging with good medicine. To have enough money one day to go to Jordens. Have a sky light. However, I know all these undeniable, never to accure again contexts about myself and I'm forced to beg for small change praying for more humanity for myself and other panhandlers to people as my heart bleeds hott out my pours
Jessica Jean is to be rich one day by God's good graces and the sake of experience itself. God bless Jessica Jean means God Bless everyone. And I love you.
by Lsdpie December 9, 2021
Get the Jessica Jeanmug. She’s the sweetest girl YOULL ever meet, she seems to care a lot about people more then she does about herself. she is very loyal and most likely once she sees something she likes she will instantly go for it without turning her head. Once she likes a boy there’s no going back she will put all her effort into the relationship and not once will she turn to another guy and cheat. She’s the most trustworthy person you’ll ever meet. Her eyes are bright blue with soft hair but sometimes crazy and messy. You can’t get anything wrong with her she may be an over thinker but she’ll always put anyone first before her needs her smile brings out the happiness in everyone and her laugh is contagious and will start everyone’s journey to having a great life. She’s the type of girl you need and so go find yourself a Jessica she’s one of a kind.
by Ella Collins September 7, 2022
Get the Jessica thorpemug. by whyhasgodabandondus May 11, 2019
Get the jessica adlemenmug.