Jessica mckeeman

A Short Scottish girl with anger issues n terrible music taste, who is a simp for lads beginning with the name C who coincidentally have big weiners

Jessica mckeeman is a midget n has bad music taste

by Jessica mckeemans husband September 14, 2020

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Jessica Ringer

a little whore

“Oh who’s that girl?”
“Her name’s Jessica Ringer, what a hoe.”

by player200212345 April 16, 2019

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Jessica Bryant

Absolute fucking cunt

“You know Jessica Bryant?”
“No”
“Well she’s an absolute fucking cunt”

by Acrobatic Fish November 6, 2019

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Jessica Jiang is the Hottest of Babes out there. She is the reason you wake up in the morning and go to sleep hoping for a day in which she blesses your eyes. She is so FUCKING HOT and perfect and amazing FUCK jessica if you're reading this i've told my parents about us just give me a chance i just UGHHHHH PLEASE I'D DO ANYTHING I WOULD PAY YOU TO STEP ON ME OR EVEN ACKNOQLEDGE MY EXISTENCE

I would do anything to see Jessica Jiang's excellence in person

by jecasupremacy June 18, 2021

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Jessica

If your name is Jessica you probably like eating cucumbers. You make friends really easily but have trouble holding back your funny side, and end up saying something too soon. You are extreamly kind and funny however your passion is not very strong for immigrants and paninis.

Why's she eating a cucumber

It's jessica (or jizzica), it's what she does.

by Marvinsroom70 January 16, 2021

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