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flash-jerk

d1. Someone who steals away to jerk off really quickly
d2. Someone who becomes sexually aroused by exposing his/herself
d3. A person with lots of money and power but few sexual outlets. Can be recognized by the look of lust and hate in his/her eyes.
That partner at "big money law firm X" is SUCH a flash-jerk, he tried to get a whole bunch of articling students to fuck for him but they refused.
by Dorothy VanWellingham May 24, 2006
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jerk face

The face often found on a male when alone and jerking it, slapping the ham, choking the chicken, etc.
Erik: Shiiiiiiiiiiiiiiit that feels good.

Ryan: (walks in) DAMMIT! I definitely did not want to see your jerk face.
by FatboyIzzaTool September 25, 2010
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Air jerk

Steve: I'm going for an air jerk

Bob : cool enjoy your self don't get caught
by W j c February 3, 2012
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bikes are for jerks

Term used by cyclists as a greeting.
As my friend, whom I had not seen in a couple weeks, passed me in the opposite direction, he shouted "Bikes are for jerks."
by PedalPusher July 2, 2006
mugGet the bikes are for jerksmug.

Knee Jerk

Verb: the act of using the inside of the knee to stimulate a mans penis in order for him to ejaculate.
Dude, she wrapped her leg around my dick and gave me the best knee jerk.
by Imsorad February 6, 2021
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circle jerk

a group of boys who are all conceited fuckboys with huge egos but nothing to back it up with and who probably jack each other off in their spare time
*sees Kam, Stephen, Anthony, Evan, and Hunter*
“Damn here comes the circle jerk."
by hippiemoe May 8, 2017
mugGet the circle jerkmug.

Punk Jerk

A young kid or someone that could still be considered a punk ass kid who is rude, disrespectful or just generally unpleasant. Often abbreviated as being a "PJ". Those who earn the title as a punk jerk are often times angered by the phrase and will protest its usage. Due to the nature of the term it is considered safe enough to use in a public setting without sounding overly harsh but still being able to convey the message of annoyance towards one's attitude or demeanor. People who answer sarcastically when asked questions or never give you a straight answer are punk jerks.

Can also be used to describe someone who can be considered mature but often acts like someone who is much younger.
Friend 1: Did you drive my car last and not put any gas in it?
Friend 2: Idk
Friend 1: Why didn't you refill the tank?
Friend 2: Not my car, not my responsibility.
Friend 1: Don't be a punk jerk
Friend 2: DON'T CALL ME A PJ!

or

Friend 1: Play it cool around that girl, I want to ask her out.
Friend 2: Ayo bitch dis nig wants you
Friend 1: Stop being such a PJ, you're like 40
Friend 2: My parents never really loved me that's all.
Friend 1: Stop with the bullshit sarcasm and act your age punk jerk.
by Fatty McSwagfag January 11, 2014
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