Jay-Rape

The act of waking up in the morning thinking "WTF happened last night". Closely followed by vauge memories of copious amounts of alcohol and saliva and the faint wiff of cheap cologne. If you were the drunkest girl at the party, Jay probably pulled you!

"Oh my god, last night I was nearly Jay-Raped by Ronald McDonald."

"OK, hands up anyone who hasn't been Jay-Raped!?!"

by ICSM January 16, 2008

Jay Z

The most overrated and underrated rapper (along with Nas) of all time. His PURE CLASSIC "Reasonable Doubt" is offset by pure garbage such as the "In My Lifetime" series. Anyone claiming he's the best alive or even top 5 alive is an idiot, as well as anyone claiming he's not top 20 all-time. Jay-Z's style is a mixture of 70% Big Daddy Kane and 30% Kool G. Rap, and his street hustler tales exhibit Jay at his finest although the overdone bragging about jewels and cars show Jay-Z at his worst. Even "RD" was never as good as "Illmatic", so Jay-Z developed a sort of sibling rivalry with fellow NYC rapper Nas, which led to the Jiggaman's eventual defeat by the diss song "Ether". However, Jay-Z will always be a great rapper, although he someone who dropped 4 piece of shit albums (Best of Both Worlds and Vols. 1, 2, 3) and some decent albums (Blueprint 2, The Black Album, Unplugged) a great album (The Blueprint) and one classic will never be in the top 5.

Best Albums (best to worst)
1. Reasonable Doubt
2. The Blueprint
3. Unplugged
4. The Black Album
5. Blueprint 2
Tied at 6 for being terrible
6. In My Lifetime, Vol. 1
6. ...Vol. 2, Hard Knock Life
6. ...Vol. 3, The Life & Times of S. Carter
6. Best of Both Worlds (with R. Kelly)

by jj evans November 7, 2004

Jay Leno

slang term for an enormous chin, obviously due to Jay Leno owning a chin of this proportion.

Johnny Depp: That bitch has a Jay Leno.

John Madden: Yep, shit looks like a beehive.

by DertyDrew September 6, 2006

Jay-z

Absolutley SHIT HOT rapper, 1 of the best goin 2day, in the past and for many years in the future, dont't diss because u know he is good!

Can I get an encore, do ya want more? cookin raw wiv da brooklyn boi, so 4 1 last time i need ya'll 2 roar!

by LuvDntH8 December 17, 2004

Jay Z

there's never been a thug this good for this long

Pavement is a great band.

by T Dog Jenkins July 25, 2004

jay'd

To be beaten at the very last second.

I was in the lead for the whole race, but got jay'd at the last second

by Firemind October 9, 2008

jay-pass

1) a forearm or overhead pass in volleyball that places the setter in a position to only be able to set the passer who initiated the pass. Traditionally executed by a player who feels his attack will be more beneficial to the team than other teammates.

2) to fail embarrassingly while hitting on a woman at a bar.

"The only way I can get a set these days is if I jay-pass."

by ChenzoP May 14, 2010