by Master evil December 08, 2008
After having anal sex, the man pulls out his penis and wipes it across his partners sideburns, elongating and porkchopping for an authentic looking priestly sideburn.
by Pasty McWhitey April 12, 2007
Jason Pride Month (Also known as JPM) is every month that starts with a J and is a pride month for specifically Jason.
Congratulations Jason, its Jason Pride Month!
by Acidiic July 28, 2020
jason is the love of my life i love him so incredibly much
he deserves the whole world. he really does
he has a heart of gold and everytime i see him i seem to fall in love again hes so perfect and pretty
he deserves the whole world. he really does
he has a heart of gold and everytime i see him i seem to fall in love again hes so perfect and pretty
by unijra March 09, 2022
The chadliest of men, often with a very large penis. This man, the king of bread. His ass is so phat, he can destroy worlds with it. Women fawn over him. Men want to be him. When you see that iconic chadly smile you will you lose your shit. His ass is so great , he can hold guns with his glorious cheeks. Trained by Chuck motherfucking Norris, and Bruce Lee, he eats planets, like its bread. A superior being that wields the mighty num-chuk lightsaber.
by Genghis Kahn January 10, 2021
A narcissistic, dramatic, attention seeking, pathological liar, scandalous, opportunistic, person who not only embodies but has mastered every single clinical trait that defines a Narcissist. A person who uses others to get ahead, chews them up, spits them out. This lunatic of a person projects upon their victims the same disturbing character flaws that they use to destroy these very same victims and then use smear campaigns to manipulate others perceptions of who is the villain and who is the victim....most confuse the victim with the villain but don't be fooled. Best advice is to look for these traits and when you recognize them in an individual understand that The Jason Mayer Effect is a birth defect that can't be cured and run. These people cannot be rehabilitated for their is no cure.
Oh no! He is tucking his Weiner in his buttcheeks again...begging for attention by trying to fit in with the Trans community...how insulting ......must be plagued with The Jason Mayer Effect !!!
"That ugly as fuck white man in the heels best quit fucking my man before he gets his wannabe gender bender ass beat."
"That ugly as fuck white man in the heels best quit fucking my man before he gets his wannabe gender bender ass beat."
by LatinaTransGrrrl November 28, 2022
Jason T. Lane is the sweetest boy you'll ever know. He has such a kind heart and shows much love to his loved ones. When you think of Jason, you think of everything you've wanted. He makes many people so happy and can put a smile on your face within 5 seconds. He really is so inspiring, one of my favorite things about him. He will make sure his loved ones are happy and okay, even if he is not. Jason is insecure and over thinks at times.. I don't think he understands that he is so perfect the word "perfect" can't even describe him. It is not only me that sees it but anyone who meets Jason. He is so pretty, so handsome and he doesn't see it, he doesn't really know it.
by krispyyy July 22, 2022