Jacksfilms 

You can’t see him. All you see is a big forehead

Jacksfilms has a big forehead

Jacksfilms by ThiccDiccNicc July 5, 2018

Jackalneck 

Someone so devious that they would murder an enemy's daughter by slashing her throat and then commit a sexual act on the wound.

Yonnas is a Jackalneck.

Jackalneck by Yertle8 April 15, 2008

Jack Black'd

When you get soo faded off of one hit of dank ass kush that you start to oddly resemble Jack Black.

My Dad was soooo Jack Black'd after one hit of the blunt. He wouldn't shut the fuck up.

Jack Black'd by ilovejesusmore February 4, 2016

Jack Curtis 

Jack is gay. Jack is usally very chubby. Jack has big fat sexy boots. He likes ginger beer in his masssive belly. And takes pictures of his cute titties and sends to other skinny men.

Omg look at the jack Curtis he is fat

Jack Curtis by Jackissgayyyyy2 September 5, 2019

smackel-jack 

Smackel-jacked, Smackel-jacking. - Verb: The hijacking of a microphone or speaking priviledges for the purpose of laying a verbal smackdown upon an opponent.: Knocking one off his/her proverbial high-horse, stealing that which he/she holds dear in an effort to silence from spouting absurdities and ridiculousities.

1. Shaniqwa was smackel-jacked by Darnell for talking nonsense in a chat room by having her microphone blocked and a verbal beating laid on her containing colorful language, humor, and profanity.

2. Taneesha, smackel-jacked Jaheem by putting her hand over his mouth and spending 15 minutes explaining why he was worthless.

3. Michael smackel-jacked Stephanie by speaking softly,thereby forcing her silence in order to hear him reason with her on why she was speaking out of turn.

4. Day'shawn blocked Tyrones microphone in the chat room and took the mic for himself and said, "Shut yo mouth, Beeyotch!! You jus got smackel-jacked, wit the virtual, Pimp Cane."

5. If you dont shut yo' Bitch ass up right now, Imma' gonna smackel-jack yo' ass in front of all yo' peeps, ya heard

6. Did you hear how Bo'keisha was smackel-jacking foo's left and right da other day? Dat was some funny shit, yo.

smackel-jack by Vanilla Infinity January 12, 2009

samuel jackson 

Made painstakingly by Samuel L Jackson.
It will get you drunk.
You'll be fscking fat girls in no time.
You might even fight a nigga or two.

MMMMM MMMM BITCH!

Waiter: What'll it be guys?
dude 1: I'll have a scotch on the rocks.
dude 2: I'll have a sam adams.
Wiseman: I'll have a Samuel Jackson.
dude 1: You know somethin, I'll have a Samuel Jackson too :).
dude 2: ME THREE!!
<all 4 laugh>
waiter: three Samuel Jacksons, comin right up...

Dave Chapelleaka Samuel Jackson:
Good motherfuckin good, motherfucka!
Samuel Jackson! Made painstakingly by me, Samuel L Jackson! It'll getcha drunk! You'll be fuckin fat girls in no time!! You might even fight a nigga or two!! MMMM MMMM BITCH!!!
How's it taste motherfucka?!?!?

samuel jackson by wOOtsauce September 1, 2005

Magic Jack 

The art of performing oral sex or a hand-job to sleeping man without causing him to wake. A proper magic jack should involve clean-up as well, leaving the reciepient all but unknowing of the night's transgressions.

I woke up feeling great this morning, even after 16 Budweisers and a handle of Beam. On cloud nine all day, couldn't figure it out. Then my girl told me she magic jacked me after I passed out last night! Mystery solved!

Magic Jack by Beatsauce June 5, 2009