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the jacker

The jacker is a demon who haunts people during the night and day. The jacker is mainly seen in the woods or in the corner of your room when you least expect it, just like a ordinary demon. His was of tormenting you is buy jacking off butt naked and looking you in the eyes while he does it. Some say they have woken up and he was standing over them while he’s cranking his penis.
I was walking home from the bar last night and I seen the jacker in the woods masturbating... once you look at him he will not leave you alone....
by The needer October 13, 2020
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tarmac jack

A person who works on highway or roadside construction while working with tar and crushed rock.

A British hillbilly located somewhere in the Adirondacks in the states of Vermont, New Hampshire, Maine, or New York. Nobody is aware as to where they come from or how they got to where they are, but they are infamous for appearing out of forests near rarely used highways and pulling down their pants, shaking their ass in front of cars passing by before returning to the woods in which they appeared. They have also been seen paddling bare naked in wooden canoes when it is raining heavily, only wearing a pair of construction ear muffs, with one of the ears having had the silicone removed from it. Known places of residence of Tarmac Jacks are often red white and blue tool sheds in the middle of nowhere next to a desolate road with at least one hundred "kill Biden," or "fuck Biden" signs in the front. The most common locations that these men are found are in Tupper Lake, New York and Stark, Vermont and Berlin, New York, and sometimes, but very rarely, Concord, New Hampshire.
Well, looks you've scored yourself a job as a roadside worker, Jim. You'll be a real Tarmac Jack now!

Who's that weird motherfucker shaking his ass in front of our car?
Ah, don't worry 'bout that, Jimmy boy. That's just one of them lunatic Tarmac Jacks.
by garfsnarf December 17, 2022
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Riley Jacobs

Riley Jacobs is a Hotwife and Pornstar. Voted one of the top 100 Interracial Pornstars in 2022, its no secret her preference is big and black. Off camera she is a swinger and exhibitionist. She is the only brunette member of The Hotwife Tour (A group of hotwives that travel the US having orgies, gangbangs, and promoting the swinger lifestyle) and is well known as for her wild slutty personality.
Riley Jacobs is the definitive hotwife. She is obsessed with black cock that isn’t her husband’s and she is completely uninhibited.
by SwingerLife June 10, 2023
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What the Jack?

A phrase sometimes used to avoid cursing, sometimes by professors. A similar reference can be found in Matlab using the 'why' command.
When the problem didn't work out as expected, the professor exclaimed, "What the Jack?!"
by Anonymous222999 March 31, 2010
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slackin' and jackin'

Generally goofing off when work needs to be completed also implying that one jerks it during working hours.
tha boss: where are all the junior workers at?

shift manager: I'm not certain but I'll bet they're slackin' and jackin' in the janitor's closet or bathroom.
by cats pajamaz July 8, 2010
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lost as jack

if youre really really really lost somewhere or you are incredibly confused , you are essentially as lost as jack from the hit TV show "lost" when he lands on a mysterious island of polar bears and black smoke. to be as "lost as jack"
hi , can you tell me where i am? i'm as lost as jack!
yes sure, you are in the town of rhyl you lucky devil!
by sparkaius September 14, 2010
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Maasai jumping-jack

Named after the Maasai jumping dance performed by the maassai tribe. One's penis is tucked between the thighs and as the person jumps up and down a 'handless wank' is achieved. Usually carried out in frustration after hand functionality is comprimised for extended periods. Quite difficult at first but can be perfected with practice.

The first Maasai jumping-jack was performed by Charley Boorman while filming the long way round through Africa. Charlie was whining about his bitchy little limp wrists one night and Ewan denied him a dutch rudder. So, inspired by the Maasai people he'd seen that day, the Maasai jumping-jack was born.
After that motorbike crash where he broke both his wrists, Paul became a pro at the Maasai jumping-jack.

"If Liam didn't show me how to Maasai jumping-jack myself after I burned my hands, I don't think I could've coped."
by What would Charlie do? November 9, 2012
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