Last night my girlfriend and I were comparing cookies, she showed me her cooter so I presented my one eyed walleye. She said mine was small, and I swear hers was a monster.
by Jboner September 12, 2013
Get the comparing cookiesmug. An ugly ass cookie run character that horny teens somehow simp for and call daddy material
Anyone who simps for this mf is down bad
Anyone who simps for this mf is down bad
Person 1:Omg eggnog cookie is so hot 😩😩😩
Person 2:ikr I want him to fill me with his “snow” 🥵🥵🥵
Person 3:wow y’all are down bad 💀💀💀
Person 2:ikr I want him to fill me with his “snow” 🥵🥵🥵
Person 3:wow y’all are down bad 💀💀💀
by CubeBitt July 21, 2022
Get the Eggnog cookiemug. Something that is totally cool and boss
origin: deriving from the fortune cookie you receive at the end of a Chinese American meal, however this object has developed into an adjective
origin: deriving from the fortune cookie you receive at the end of a Chinese American meal, however this object has developed into an adjective
by t@dd March 15, 2023
Get the Orange Cookiemug. 
A term used to describe the sexual actions between one or more persons that one would not typically discuss for any number of reasons
"Bro, I walked in on Jason flipping the cookie from both ends..."
"Awesome. Was she at least hot?"
"He was alone..."
"Awesome. Was she at least hot?"
"He was alone..."
by K0re4n3lvis September 28, 2015
Get the flipping the cookiemug. A Pejorative term for people who think highly of their cooking abilities, due to the fact that their recipes contain marijuana, and/or a person that is high during the cooking process.
"Oh great! That No-Bake Cooky found It's way back into My house. Now everything tastes like ass and I can't drive."
"That No-Bake Cooky just microwaved a box of Little Debbies Cosmic Brownies."
"That No-Bake Cooky just microwaved a box of Little Debbies Cosmic Brownies."
by sure-it-can January 8, 2013
Get the No-Bake Cookymug. by Hi is hello May 10, 2022
Get the wildberry cookiemug.