Astro nut

The act of ejaculating in space

The astro nut was floating around the space shuttle

by Daddy Nipples March 04, 2018

Jack Nut

Someone, or something that is not worth a Fuck.

My new Supervisor is a Jack Nut.

by Carlito's Buey January 08, 2011

zonkie nut

tiny partials of shit that accumulate around ones anal beard is more commonly known as a zonkie nut !

I ( john ) just found a zonkie nut in the shower

by ken dogging August 15, 2015

chocolate nuts

Where one wipes the anus from back to front as apposed to front to back, therefore carrying the faeces from the anus onto the scrotum and testicular area, usually coating them and giving them a brown colour.

Will: Yo Tom, how do you wipe your ass?
Tom: From back to front
Will: Ew fuck, you've got a case of chocolate nuts. He got a pooey balllbag

by rezenquah June 27, 2018

above the nut

cool,awesome,amazing,incredible,over the top

"dude that song is ABOVE THE NUT!"

by arturojaime February 10, 2008

Nut-cheeks

The outside edges of a male's scrotum.

"Gerald was slapped in his nut-cheeks and was incapacitated for nearly 7 minutes."

"Craig could feel that his nut-cheeks were swollen after Betty had teased him for hours; yet he couldn't manage to seal the deal."

by J-Floz April 09, 2010

Noodle Nuts

Some one that is a dumb ass or does a
bone head move or is Absent minded

Dude you just ate the cat food
and not the tuna...your such a
noodle nuts

by jpmcg0 February 23, 2007