Text Swerve

When somebody is texting while driving, the suddenly swerve.

I was driving today and was texting back to my friend, and then I accidentally all of a sudden text swerved! WOW!

by Dess! October 23, 2009

slower text

after you send a text to a friend the friend takes hours to respond after responding to the text you are so confused what you texted them in the first place

I texted u an hour ago you are such a slower text

by mb ride October 27, 2009

Christmass text

The very generic sounding text message you receive Christmas day, sometimes from people you forgot you had in your phone.

New Message:

From: Jenna

"Merry Christmas!"

From: Ben

"Have a good Xmas!!!"

ugh, I just got like 5 Christmass texts

by and by January 5, 2011

titty text

a nude or topless photo sent via text

dude, this chick just sent me a titty text, I told you she had a nice rack!

by stankonya September 16, 2010

Scorpion text

A text message requesting a person's presence, but done in the vein of Scorpion from Mortal Kombat. The text only says, "GET OVER HERE!" and is always in all caps to add the emphasis.

Text message from a friend: GET OVER HERE!

Person receiving the text: I just got the Scorpion text, I better meet up with my friend right now before I become TOASTY!

by R-Fo June 13, 2010

Text-Juggler

Someone who can maintain three or more text coversations at once.

"Jim is such a text-juggler he will text like five girls at once."

by friendlyleprachaun May 1, 2010

Tele texting

when you and one or many of your home boys are txting each other about a show whilst all partici-pants watching the same show and txting each other on what just happened.

Guy 1- yo dude you watching the biggest loser all these fat asses are jiggilin
Guy 2 - yeah man im vomiting we r tele texting so much lately
guy1- yeah i know i pretty much invented it

by boobies_love March 26, 2009