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dutch blender

Putting a small person in a sleeping bag sealed with your farts and shaking them around.
Elisha farted while camping so i used the Dutch blender on her.
by Captaincoook May 7, 2016
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Dutch Stampede

A large group of people riding bikes in close proximity to each other going in one direction.
“Thomas watch out, There’s a Dutch Stampede heading our way!”

Oh fuck!”
by BbOoSsSs June 26, 2021
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Daily Dutching

Basic:
Habit of touching your dick on a daily basis... whether it be for no particular reason or sexual satisfaction.

Proper:
The subconscious act of touching one's genitalia. Usually predisposed to the male gender.

Derived from:
Daily + Dick + Touching

Pronounced:
Day - lee - da - ching
E.g. 1
Woman: Why does he keep rubbing his penis? Is it sore?

Man: Nah, he's daily dutching...

E.g. 2
Husband: Fahhhhhhhh, I can't help daily dutching

Wife: Me neither

Husband: Oh shit..
by Linguistical! July 7, 2011
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Dating Dutch

When an unintelligent girl pretends to be unwilling to accept the sexual advances of a handsome man.
Hey Timmy, I'm really into you but I'm dating Dutch so I can't give up my goodies. Would you settle for some kisses? (Hershey, of course).
by LEVELS January 21, 2012
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Dutch Nationalist

Person A: did you here what Karel did?
Person B: A Dutch Nationalist Thing
by Sussy Journalist April 25, 2022
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Dutch Knuckler

a promiscuous lesbian; she would stick her finger in any dyke
Bob is wasting his time buying drinks for that dutch knuckler
by nippli February 22, 2017
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