Horny Court

Where all horny people get a fair trial before going to horny jail.
A horny lawyer is always present.

horny court

by SomeMoronThatIsDumb April 4, 2023

horny maru

Nickname of USS HORNET

I served on the Horny Maru

by Derpy Dreadnought December 31, 2022

hopeless horny

A hopeless horny is someone that will do or say anything to get head or laid

jack: this girl said she would give me head if i payed her anddd give her a ride to her bfs house

jack’s friends: ohhh no you’re being a hopeless horny rn

by himynameisjack717 May 30, 2022

horny monkey

A person that cannot contain their horniness, in the same way how monkeys are savage and uncivilized.

Arutharan: I just wanna grab her big mommy milkers, they're so... they're so voluptuous and juicy!
Abi: behave you horny monkey

by BurnerMan1234 January 21, 2021

Horny Pika

When she wants to smash 24/7

I went out with a Horny Pika last night.

by Peace ;P September 5, 2021

chill horny

The desire for non-sexual physical love and affection. Snuggles, cuddling, spooning, head in lap, etc.

“You ever get chill horny? This rain makes me want some good ole fashioned cuddles.”

“Nah man, that’s fucking gay.”

by EODingus March 13, 2021

Horny Hours

its a time (typically night) when a person gets horny

-I'm on my horny hours again

+You're always horny bro

by Castilla Leon October 27, 2021