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hockey

greatest sport in the world. Played by the top athletes in the world. Guys want to be us, Girls want to see us and we are the center of the universe.
If you think of football any person can run a route, catch or throw a ball and stick a needle full of roids in their ass.
Hockey takes skill, speed and smarts. You can't have a 400 pound guy play like in football. On the ice they let problems get settled like men should, with a tilt. Not to mention in no other sport can you grow the flow like in hockey. It's UNREAL.
Biff "Hey you watch the football game?"
Joe "No, if I wanted to watch roid monkeys rub themselves I'd go to a football players house and throw on some gay porn"
Biff "Did you watch the hockey game?"
Joe "Yea, it was UNREAl!"
Biff "I didn't."
Joe "That's BUSH!"
by Gong Show Garry May 11, 2006
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hockessin

A small quiet town where nobody knows anybody and yet, everybody somehow hangs out with each other. At times, teenagers probably think about suicide, but instead go to a friends house to smoke, drink, and bang each other, all so they can have something to talk about in the early morning classes at A.I. High School. It should also be known that when a kid from A.I. holds a party, all of Delaware feels the need to show up. Sadly, no other school has that power...
Alex and I went to Jesse's for some beer pong, and ended up smoking out of a pine cone. Two hours later, i had Alex's sister in bed, and he was watching......The next day we gave each other high-fives
by Hey, we were kids! February 7, 2005
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hockey injury

a cover up for injuries caused by rolling around on your bedroom floor preparing for your Gymnastic recital.
Fabio got a "hockey injury" while preparing for a gymnastic meet.
by tec-erz May 13, 2005
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Hooker

1: prostitute, usually a woman who offers herself for sexual intercourse in exchange for money or drugs
3: terrible management of your fantasy sports team
My buddy paid for a hooker in Vegas.

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I pulled a hooker in my fantasy football league and didn't win a single game.
by RachHarding December 28, 2007
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Hacker News

A shitty company run by Indians that offers Indian service in America. 'Nuff Said!
Tommy: So, this Hacker News website looks like it's from the 80's. Yes, I mean from before the Internet was born.
Jonathan: That's because it was created by Indians. It's as ugly as Bollywood movies, what else did you expect?
by OffBeatDrummer February 20, 2022
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hooker

one who grabs someone's ankle with the end of a field hockey stick.
After Jocelynn hooked my ankle with her field hockey stick, I called her a hooker.
by Annnnnaaaaaa123 October 18, 2006
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hockey

are all of u for real, its the best sport on the planet. basketball: a bunch of lanky black people throwing a ball into a hole and u cant even tackle each other. just no. soccer: played by small boys that cry if someone flicks them. once again, no.
ice hockey, played by ultra human god-like athletes. it has everything, its fast, physichal and was invented by the british army in canada.
Dan: hey lets go watch the toon match
Sam: fuck u were watchin the warriors game! HOCKEY HOCKEY HOCKEY, RA RA RA!
by supersam April 13, 2006
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