hairy cucumber

A dick with hair covering a majority of the shaft and foreskin.

"Fuck him? I didn't even blow him. He had a full on hairy cucumber and I GTFO.

by bear shaver December 2, 2015

hairy porn

Porn that usually depicts an individual (or individuals) with excessive amounts of body hair around the genitalia, legs, arms/pits, and/or chest. Source material can involve tame things such as vanilla sex with hairy people or a hairy person just masturbating to some weird ass shit like licking/sucking on the hair.
Chances are if you're into this, you grew up watching waaaaaaaaaaaaayy too much Star Wars & thought it was a good idea to hook up with Chewbacca or an Ewok at some point.
Please do not do this.

" Dude, I got the biggest hard-on last night so I whipped out my laptop and pulled up some hairy porn. Got my nut in two strokes, I swear. "

by SayNoToChewbaccaSex April 16, 2017

Hairy Snowman

Someone who has enough dandruff to make a snowman.

Josh needs to wash his hair, he’s becoming a hairy snowman.

by Hdjshdiehdud February 9, 2018

hify

when the bomber of the group get bombed

mr bomber is a hify

by big boy 96 November 12, 2018

hairy meat

When you shave and your hair get stuck to ur dick because your sweaty

God damn Gerald I had hairy meat after I banged requisa yesterday

by Ricky bazz February 21, 2019

Haidyn

One with this name can be very crazy but will be the best sister a person could ask for

Man I love Haidyn

by Bluecroc69 April 24, 2020

Haidy

Haidy is one of the realest and most beautiful girls you will ever meet. She is a once in a lifetime kind of girl, who will still love you through the darkest of times .She can be your wife, best friend, pornstar, and personal chef all in one. Never get on her bad side, once you do there is no going back. She is very straightforward and intelligent ; will not let anyone boss her around. She will be supportive of all your dreams and aspirations and will bring out the best side of you. She has an irresistible aura and vibe which has many falling head over heels in love with her. Once you get her never let her go.

Haidy is an amazing girl.

by Starstruckk778 November 23, 2021