Fried Dicken

A typical serving of Fried Dicken consists of a fresh penis, dipped in batter and deep fried until its tender and juicy.
Typically, an uncircumsized penis is served when someone orders "Extra Skin".
Fried Dicken can be sold in buckets, but is best served hot from the bag.
Reference Eat a Bag of Dicks as an invitation for someone to eat Fried Dicken.

When Jeff is hungry, nothing satisfies him more than a bag of Fried Dicken.

by P. Pouch September 23, 2006

Freedom Fried

The state of US democracy after four more years of bush.

Civil liberties were freedom fried by the latest Ashcroft bill.

by jon January 18, 2004

Exploding High Five

1: Originated from the collective genius of random comedic masterminds Jorma Taccone, Akiva Schaffer, and Andy Samberg.
First seen on the "Awesometown" pilot. The group high fives each other all at once, at which point in time an explosion commences betwixt their hands.

2: A good way of knocking someone over, preferably off some kind of drop into a body of water. Must be done with a friend or more (two or more to explode another away) in order to make it a true Exploding High Five. For extra emphasis, precede it with a phrase, spoken in unison: "Thanks for coming back, *clap* *clap*, Exploding High Five!" Follow immediately with collective hand contact accompanied by an explosion noise via mouth power. Only to be used when one friend/acquaintance is being a duesch, jerkwad, jerkass, or some other such negative adjective.

1: Man, did you freakin see that? They just high fived each other all at once, and there was a freakin explosion! Their hands made explosion! What badasses! It was an Exploding High Five! And it happened on Television!

2: (whispers) -- "Hey friend no. 2, that friend no. 3 of ours over there is being a jerkass, don't you think?"

(whispers) -- "'Deed I do, friend no. 1. Whatsay we do something about it?"

(whispers) -- "Whatsay!"

"Hey, friend no. 3!"

"Hey, friend no. 2!"

"High five, friend no. 3!"

"Sure, friend no. 1!" (friend no. 3 raises arm with back towards theoretical body of water)

(friends no. 1 and 2 in unison) -- "Thanks for coming back, *clap* *clap*, Eploding High Five! *bloosh*"

"Ahhhhhhhhhhhh!" *splash*.

by Nick B2 September 14, 2008

Fried Kool-Aid

The nastiest thing to ever be invented. Deep fried cheap cherry drink. Even worse than fried pickles and fried Oreos.

Girl 1: Hey, Snooki, you wanna try that new Fried Kool-Aid at the fair?

Snooki: Yeah, just let me finish my fried pickle first.

by Jellyfisher June 19, 2011

phone-five

The act of high-fiving one's phone during a conversation that in person would normally warrant a high-five. Originally coined by Barney Stinson.

Ted, tonight we're gonna go out, we're gonne meet some ladies, it's gonna be legendary. Phone-five! You didn't Phone-five, did you? I know when you don't Phone-five Ted!

by Barney Stinson January 2, 2007

uhholy low-five

When walking in a line or near others, your arm accidentally dangles into the junk of another person.

Whoops! I didn't mean to give you the unholy low-five here in this DMV line. My bad.

by Duke January 22, 2003

Cash Cab High Five

A Knucks intercepted by a high five, usually involving a parent trying to be cool and an adolescent. Often followed by a period of confusion and feeble attempts to hide parental misjudgement. Best example on the TV show Cash Cab.

"...'Smores is correct!"
"WOO! Ya!" (Cash Cab High Five, Followed by a loss of respect for parental guardian.)

by Dave Kaminski / Ryan Mass October 16, 2007