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Bean Dirt

"Where are we going to put grandpa's ashes?"
"We gotta put that pile of bean dirt on the mantle"
by The_Crystal_Clod January 23, 2021
mugGet the Bean Dirtmug.

Turf dirt

Someone who sleeps with every single person from every turf the one everyone passes around and treats like dirt
Who hasn't she fucked straight Turf dirt
by Shasty707 September 26, 2017
mugGet the Turf dirtmug.

dirt cert

Sam was Dirt Cert that she'd win the audition
by Joey May 13, 2005
mugGet the dirt certmug.

dirt-stache

dirt-stache (n)
A "mustache" that looks like dirt above one's lip.
Oh my gosh, look at this dude. He has a dirt-stache. What a loser!
by 79xx April 26, 2017
mugGet the dirt-stachemug.

dirt sucker

when u suck the dirt and u rinse it with stomach acids and poop it out with blood and u find diamond :)
person 1: i am thy sucker of dirt
person 2: split thy monei pls
person 1: no u stupid idiot i wont give dirt sucker money to u noob
by noobie gamgo October 9, 2020
mugGet the dirt suckermug.

Dirt Horse

An insult used when someone does something so ridiculous and/or unnecissarily painful that normal insults are inadequate.

Hey, nobody wants to ride a dirty horse.
"Dude, yesterday Tom bit me in the wenis"
"Did he break skin?"
"Yea, he's such a dirt horse"
by AKAthecheesegrater April 16, 2010
mugGet the Dirt Horsemug.

jelly dirting

It's when a lube up penis penetrates an anus that has not been wiped in a while.
Mom: it smell like smells like someone has been jelly dirting.

Son: shut up, like you know what that means..
by ghettojello November 23, 2013
mugGet the jelly dirtingmug.

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