A varitation of American Football, which has the players positioned on their knees. Cripple Football is usually played in a small room, such as a basement, garage, or if you're lucky, the kitchen.
Bob, "Hey guys, do you want to play some Cripple Football?"
John, "Sorry, I can't because my knees are too sore."
John, "Sorry, I can't because my knees are too sore."
by Lil' Meatwad October 18, 2008
Get the [Cripple] [Football]mug. Someone who just has a gritty attitude towards the game of football, always the first In the locker room before the game and the last one out after the game. Always has a high motor and can read the defense without having amazing talent/athleticism
Wow John is the stereotypical white football player, he never complains to the referees if the call is bad and is always on time to the game. He also just has an amazing high grit and amazing motor to help him figure out the defense. You always need a guy like John on your team.
by LTizzle3434 May 1, 2022
Get the White Football Playermug. by Abdi Carlos April 12, 2018
Get the This boy doesn't know shit about football matemug. American football is stupid just call it soccer, and call football football, football. If we actually could be bothered to do this, WW3 might never happen.
by The Funny Skibidi Froog Man December 14, 2023
Get the American footballmug. A group of young men from Fossil Ridge High School proceed to to pee on one another in the locker room showers. yes people know
by nickkkkkkkjjjjjhvegauagvehrktj December 21, 2021
Get the varsity footballmug. by thecharacterwannie July 1, 2022
Get the Footballmug. Football is a sport (no sh!t Sherlock)
It’s the best and most entertaining sport EVER
and the best player in football is Lionel Messi
It’s the best and most entertaining sport EVER
and the best player in football is Lionel Messi
by alexdevries January 5, 2022
Get the Footballmug.