Jamaican Football

Jamaican Football is a stripping version of American football where when one team scores a touchdown the members of the other team must remove one article of clothing. This usually results in an orgy as each team gets closer and closer to becoming fully nude.

Guy #1: "Dude this party is getting so boring, let's go play Jamaican Football!"

Guy #2: "Nah dude, last time it quickly turned into a giant orgy."

by Dionysus Carthage June 11, 2018

football

a game that my country calls "soccar" and calls handegg "football" to add confusion

Me: wanna play football?
stupid americain: *grabs brown egg*
Me: what the fuck bro, I said we are playing football not handegg

by уour mum April 2, 2025

This boy doesn't know shit about football mate

When a stupid guy/girl doesn't know anything about football

Isaac-"CR7 is the GOAT of football"
Smart guy-"This boy doesn't know shit about football mate"

by Abdi Carlos April 12, 2018

Football

A game where grown men fight over a ball

I’m gonna go watch football

by anonymous November 7, 2022

The Football wall

When a football fan cannot accept their club is not the biggest in the world till players they want go elsewhere. it is like when a woman hits the wall at 30

Newcastle United have hit the football wall

by Dr Tard August 10, 2025

football

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football ggg

by uwelcome July 12, 2023

American Football

A sport that Americans play because they don't know how to differentiate the foot from hands.

Josh: "American Football is great because you can use your hands."

Josh is an idiot.
Don't be like Josh.

by Soupaquite July 30, 2018