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Floor dancing

My girlfriend and I don’t do normal lap dance. No. We do floor dancing.
by Choke Me Daddy November 25, 2018
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Drunk Floor Man (DFM)

A male human being who is presumably under the influence of alcohol and is locked on the floor and unable to move, usually drunk floor men still act drunk but are unable to get off the floor
The paramedics had to be called to get the drunk floor man (DFM) off the train since he was too drunk to move and was believed to have had alcohol poisoning
by GayCloud June 17, 2018
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floor coffee

When you dump coffee grounds all over the floor at the same time that your floor is flooded with water.
I tried to make a batch of cold brew while doing laundry, but I ended up making a house full of floor coffee.
by LaceARoo June 17, 2018
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Floor almonds

Damn, when I walk through this abandoned house, I could swear it's covered in floor almonds!
by Trixie1981 June 24, 2018
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Floor d'oeuvre

Dropped table food discovered by pets
Spot has grown rather fond of our current offerings of floor d'oeuvres.
by Dr Tortoise September 14, 2018
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Floor

Floor is one of the most unique and beautiful girls you’ll ever meet. She’s sweet, loyal, caring and intellegent. Almost always in a good mood and has a good reason for it when she's not. She will always be there for you and has a fine butt. Floor’s are just all around a great catch.
You are so hot, you must be a Floor.

That girl has such a pure heart, such a Floor.
by WaveyBabey September 26, 2018
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Floor tile

When a fat kid falls and becomes one with the floor
Oh koda it seems you just floor tiled
by Garrett 11 August 17, 2022
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