fake pumping
fake pumping by cleveland'_'bread November 26, 2010
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Fake Cigarette
A fake cigarette is any rollable hand rolled cigarette e.g. top, buglar, american spirit when in the company of real cigarettes, which are any name brand cigarettes e.g Camel, Newport, Marlboro.
Fake Cigarette by tokyo_rockwell December 7, 2010
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fakebooking
To overpost minuscule details of your life on Facebook so that you can (a) appear to be busier than you actually are, (b) brag about your enhanced financial status, or (c) nauseate the world around you with how bored you actually are.
So the power is out on our whole street from 9 till 4. This sucks... Off to do some running around fakebooking
Off to the mall and to have lunch. fakebooking
Trying to find a house to rent in X for Y's birthday weekend. He's dying to hit the slopes with his snowboard. There sure us a lot to choose from. fakebooking
Just thought I would Fakebook this
Off to the mall and to have lunch. fakebooking
Trying to find a house to rent in X for Y's birthday weekend. He's dying to hit the slopes with his snowboard. There sure us a lot to choose from. fakebooking
Just thought I would Fakebook this
fakebooking by shamalamadangdang January 19, 2011
fake yoga
The act of using yoga for self-aggrandisement, to define personal style or to make money in the yoga business. All talk and no action. The charlatan doing fake yoga is often seen looking good in yoga clothes, or making money through dialog based instruction, but doesn't actually do the yoga that they preach. This person uses spiritual Buddhist or Hindi proverbs to sells out the spiritual aspects of yoga, while collecting fees for yoga classes. Often the person who is faking yoga works at a yoga studio and gains sympathy by telling personal stories of car accidents or physical trauma, that leave the them unable to perform, but able to make money talking about yoga.
The fake yoga instructor has great success telling other people how to do yoga, but rarely can complete an entire class without laying down in savasana through difficult poses.
fake yoga by Honeysucklefeast April 9, 2012
Fake Eyelashes
Fake Eyelashes by alxndrhmltn August 8, 2016
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fake person by $Unkown$ October 26, 2016
fake depressed gacha kid
self diagnosed depressed 9-14 year olds who like gacha life and think they’re cool. they growl at people and sing songs like dynasty, human, fight song, angel with a gun, etc. they think being gay is a trend and usually are violent.
“i think i have depression..”
“do u like gacha life?”
“yea why.”
“hahahahahahaha, fake depressed gacha kid!!!”
“do u like gacha life?”
“yea why.”
“hahahahahahaha, fake depressed gacha kid!!!”
fake depressed gacha kid by OneOfRamona’sEvilEx’s September 28, 2021