Edward Simpleton

Edward simpleton is Maidstones biggest melt and he likes to ram it up Fabian’s tight pussy. James Bevan also likes to join in occasionally

Bill Calvert raped Edward simpleton in the maths department

by Edward simpson February 4, 2022

meghan edwards

Probably one of the most chill people you will ever meet, she's not only beyond beautiful with a heavenly ass but she's so open and down to earth and will tell you everything about her in one sitting. There's always something to talk about with her and conversations just flow. She's extremely witty and awkward sometimes but she's able to laugh at herself and she gets along really well with boys named jack. She doesn't see what everybody sees when they compliment her, she doesn't know how beautiful she is. Meghan Edwards' typically have brown curly hair and blue eyes and are tall like their boyfriend jack <3

Meghan Edwards is so beautiful I wish I could be the one to hold her at night

by Noh8pls December 15, 2013

the Jacob/Edward tan

When a person is tanned on one side of their body, but not on the other.

The trend was created by accident by lead guitarist in McFly, Tom Fletcher, when he mentioned on Twitter that he had accidentally tanned one side of his body and not the other.

Person 1: Oh, I've tanned so badly!

Person 2: You've got the Jacob/Edward tan.

by donttaptheglass August 17, 2013

Edward Cullen

A Vampire who's never had sex in all of his life (which is like over a 100 years). When he does have sex, it's with an anorexic emo whore who's got a Beastiality Fetish with dogs. He knocked her up and know has to change her into a super-fag who can rip his balls off. Yeah, your balls are so in her purse, bro.
He likes his girls 75 pounds and an A Cup Sized boobs, if you can even call those boobs. So, in other words, Edward is a pedophile who decided to bring Elvis's hair back into style.

Her has piss-colored eyes and albino colored skin. His nipples are like a forest that never gets rained on. Unless you call Jasper's jizz rain, then he get's lots of rain.

Stephanie Meyer ruined the name Edward and ruined the whole Vampire idea with her "Humans are Friends, Not Food" crap. Way to go, Steph. You just turned one of the most feared creatures into the next CareBears.

Edward Cullen: Say it, Say it out loud.
Bella: You're a...Homosexual.
Edward Cullen: No! How did you find ouuut?! *fans himself with his perfectly manicured hand*
Bella: Oh, Edward, it's okay. We can get married and no has to know!
Edward: But...But...
Bella: But what?
Edward: I...*Prances into an open meadow and dances around in the flowers under the sun. He sparkles crazily* I SPARKLE, BELLA. Tee-Hee!

by l3itchesGetStitches June 14, 2011

edward5010

Not a shit cunt.

edward5010 is cool.

by blakesta123 October 18, 2008

Edward and Kenneth Norton

Enormous mamory glands. Sometimes referred to as "Ed & Ken", or "The Nortons"...

Good God...would you look at the Ed & Ken on her!!!

by Arty & Tommy January 25, 2004

Edward Castro

A "guy" (so "he" says) who goes to Pistor Middle School who is gay. Always seen with a shitload of "his" girlfriends, but not in a straight kind of way. Looks like big-ass headed lizard who was fucked up in the ass-hole of Elton John. Infact, he really has been up there. If compered to Elton John, Elton John will actually look straight. Hangs out with Norma Garcia, and Mercedes Madrid: who are also gay.

See him over there? He had a sex change!

by ICC March 29, 2005