Evan Coleman

A person who breathes so hard you’d think it was a hurricane.

Is that a hurriane or just an Evan Coleman

by Bella AKA King Kong February 5, 2018

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evan smith

the coolest, littlest, funniest person you will ever meet. Evan Smiths tend to be pretty hot and awesome, did I already say that?

"that is such an evan smith move," says person 1. "I know it was so lit and freakin awesome bruh,"

by urbandictonaryisreliable February 16, 2018

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Evanese

Evanese is when somebody named Evan speaks a different language that's non-existent.

You dude! Did Evan just speak Evanese again?

by A local dreamer March 18, 2018

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To be a straight up motherfuckin thug, a very sexy or attractive man. A very muscular person who is very smart person who outwits many people. A manipulative genius who's life goal is to be wealthy. A person whom is very good in bed.

Oh i wish i could sleep with that man i heard hes very evanly.

by Silver Krueger May 14, 2018

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evan fontes

Good at basketball like lebron

Will posterize u

Will break ur ankles

Has a wet jumper

Never misses a shot

Man that dudes pulling a Evan Fontes .

by The G. O. A. T May 16, 2018

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Evan

A strange, mysterious figure that lurks in his man cave. Often accompanied by a Joel. Can be found in his natural habitat playing video game and snacking on granola. Regularly sites memes and draws in female accomplices.

Example 1:

Guy 1: "Dude is that an Evan?"
Guy 2: "Oh Yeah! Look he's accompanied by a Joel?"

Example 2:

Guy 1: "Look at that guy pitching the tent!"
Guy 2: "Oh that must be an Evan!"
Guy 1: "No doubt!"

by Normynormybaby May 16, 2018

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