A guy who is:
a. Smart like google
b. Good at judo
c. Too young for his own good
d. Annoying as hell
e. Cross eyed from staring at screens
a. Smart like google
b. Good at judo
c. Too young for his own good
d. Annoying as hell
e. Cross eyed from staring at screens
by aa1345 June 26, 2023
Get the joogle the cross eyed danglermug. Jenny - I'm so ready to go camping with you this weekend
Me - yea, I can't wait! Come over later and I'll show you everything lv got in my survival pack!
Jenny - ok!
...LATER AT MY PLACE...
Jenny - wow you've got something for every type of emergency in there but...
Me - yes?
Jenny - but what if you get bored? What do you do then? I didn't see anything to relieve you from boredom in there.
Me - oh, I have something for boredom but I keep it in its own special place.
Jenny - well, what is it!? Show me!
Me - Its my one eyed whistle!
Jenny - what? Lol, whats that? What do you do with it?
Me - you blow on it like a whistle
Jenny - that doesn't sound that fun..
Me - trust me its fun.
Jenny - let me see it! I wanna see how much fun it is.
Me - (whips out dick and twirls it around like a helicopter )
Jenny - OMG its so big!
...Then Jenny grabs ahold of my johnson and blows it like she's never going to see me again
The end.
Me - yea, I can't wait! Come over later and I'll show you everything lv got in my survival pack!
Jenny - ok!
...LATER AT MY PLACE...
Jenny - wow you've got something for every type of emergency in there but...
Me - yes?
Jenny - but what if you get bored? What do you do then? I didn't see anything to relieve you from boredom in there.
Me - oh, I have something for boredom but I keep it in its own special place.
Jenny - well, what is it!? Show me!
Me - Its my one eyed whistle!
Jenny - what? Lol, whats that? What do you do with it?
Me - you blow on it like a whistle
Jenny - that doesn't sound that fun..
Me - trust me its fun.
Jenny - let me see it! I wanna see how much fun it is.
Me - (whips out dick and twirls it around like a helicopter )
Jenny - OMG its so big!
...Then Jenny grabs ahold of my johnson and blows it like she's never going to see me again
The end.
by Wraptin6strings August 25, 2017
Get the One eyed whistlemug. Dulled, unaware, zero ambition.
Doesn’t see/ understand the opportunities in front of them.
Content to put up with a crap life/deal because they don’t understand there is something else or better.
Doesn’t see/ understand the opportunities in front of them.
Content to put up with a crap life/deal because they don’t understand there is something else or better.
You have been in this situation for so long you are bleary eyed to it.
He walks through life bleary eyed with no clue of what real fun is.
He walks through life bleary eyed with no clue of what real fun is.
by Edz67 July 20, 2023
Get the bleary eyedmug. by Jared Carpenter August 29, 2005
Get the Frost eyedmug. When your boyfriend is going down on you and your pussy is sensitive but he won't stop. Clock him with the palm of your hand in the eye. He will rise up mouth gaping, and moist, winking one eye gasping.
by Love punch April 19, 2018
Get the One eyed tunamug. The feeling a mother gets when she is so proud of her children for doing some activity yet at the same time feels so jealous that she cannot do that same activity as well as her kids.
I can't believe I turned into a Green Eyed Mama while I ran with my daughter.
One minute I was so proud of her for running so quickly and far and the next I felt like the Green-Eyed Monster from Berenstain Bears.
One minute I was so proud of her for running so quickly and far and the next I felt like the Green-Eyed Monster from Berenstain Bears.
by tipsfromthechicks March 28, 2020
Get the Green Eyed Mamamug. by DKRemedy February 12, 2021
Get the One eyed guinea pigmug.