A person who drives like a drunk because they're busy talking on their cell phone. They are easily identified by erratic driving such as swerving, driving 10 miles below the speed limit, failing to signal, forgetting to look in their mirrors, and cutting people off.
"Could that phunk driver possibly drive any slower!?"
"Phunk driving really gets on my nerves, I wish they'd hang up the freaking phone and drive!"
"Phunk driving really gets on my nerves, I wish they'd hang up the freaking phone and drive!"
by jwebert December 27, 2007
Get the phunk drivermug. Anyone who does not pay attention to the road while driving and is, instead, distracted or focused on something else.
guy1:That bitch over there almost hit me cause she was reaching for something in her car.
guy2: people can be stupid drivers.
guy2: people can be stupid drivers.
by urban_kitsune July 22, 2016
Get the stupid driversmug. Similar to an oxygen thief.
Some who is useless and are only good at driving a spoon into their mouth.
These people are not worth your time or breath or food
Some who is useless and are only good at driving a spoon into their mouth.
These people are not worth your time or breath or food
Timmy was 28 and sat at home all day eating and playing video games living with his mum.
Timmy is a spoon-driver
Timmy is useless, he is bludging off his mum eating her food, living with his mum, and unemployed.
Timmy is a spoon-driver
Timmy is useless, he is bludging off his mum eating her food, living with his mum, and unemployed.
by Emma. February 27, 2023
Get the Spoon-Drivermug. When your shin / calf are cramping on the leg you use to push the driving pedal in your motor vehicle.
by Jacqueline Woish December 6, 2022
Get the drivers legmug. by Yeetboi16 November 30, 2019
Get the zac drivermug. People who for one reason or another, simply cannot grasp the simple skill of driving, but ignore that fact and get behind the wheel anyways, putting others at risk. To put it simply, sometimes I think a dog could drive better than them.
Most of them are complete assholes who have no consideration for politeness or the law. Some of them are just plain stupid and oblivious. Bad drivers usually think they're good, and get butthurt when someone confronts them by honking at them.
Now, I'm not being sexist or anything, but bad drivers tend to be dis proportionally women. On the other hand, asshole drivers tend to be men. Female bad drivers tend to just be clueless, while male bad drivers tend to be assholes who know that they're doing a bad job but don't care because it only harms others.
Most of them are complete assholes who have no consideration for politeness or the law. Some of them are just plain stupid and oblivious. Bad drivers usually think they're good, and get butthurt when someone confronts them by honking at them.
Now, I'm not being sexist or anything, but bad drivers tend to be dis proportionally women. On the other hand, asshole drivers tend to be men. Female bad drivers tend to just be clueless, while male bad drivers tend to be assholes who know that they're doing a bad job but don't care because it only harms others.
These bad drivers cut me off and stand at green lights when all I want to do is drive to work. DMV needs to stop issuing licences to these assholes.
by Xxxxxxxxfanboyxxxxxxxxxx June 21, 2020
Get the Bad Driversmug. "I took a group of girls home from the concert, and one of them gave me a "mystery driver" on the way.
by Brayn January 17, 2013
Get the Mystery Drivermug.